RE: I STILL SEE YOU

wow. that was really good. it's like I had no choice, I read the first few lines and HAD to see the rest. I'm glad I did. that's a powerfull use of words. wine

RE: To be or not to be...that is the question

as one who been "alone" for 10 years I have found myself involved with people from time to time. my average seems to be about every year and a half I'll find someone I really understand, and can talk with. I'm to the point now that I can look back and be glad to have been a small part of thier lives, as they transitioned from one place to the other. I believe everything happens for a reason. so just be the best person you can be. the rest will take care of itself.

funniest (short) work stories! what's yours?

I got a new one. :) in the boys bathroom is a corner shelf. not used for anything. the boys decided to use it as a trash recepticle. (8th grade)I put up a sign 'paper towels go in the trash'. the next day (in red) was written the word 'rebel'. take whatever meaning from that you wish. to me it only meant one thing. grab the hammer, remove the shelf. hahaha. yup. sorry, we don't play those lil games. this way of fixing a problem could be applied to almost any problem one has, I think. make it a non-issue.

RE: Fortune cookies

lmao. that's awesome. you crack me up.

RE: Why are American's such Cry Babies

I agree teachers whine too much... get a look at the rules from 1897 Rules for Elementary School Teachers (this is absolutely for real)
1. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of coal daily.
2. Men teachers may take one evening a week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they attend church regularly.
3. After 10 hours of school the teacher should spend the remaining time reading the Bible or other good books.
4. Women teachers who marry or engage in unseemingly conduct will be discharged.
5. Any teacher who uses liquor in any form, frequents pool halls, taverns, or gets shaved in a barber shop gives cause to suspect his character.
6. The teacher who performs his labors faithfully and without fault for 5 years will be given a pay increase of 25 cents per week, providing the Board of Education approves.
7. Each teacher should lay aside from each pay a goodly sum of his earnings for his declining years, so that he will not become a burden to society.

one more thing - Hamburger - in 19th century Hamburg Germany pounded beef patties called 'Hamburg steak' were popular. Emigrants took it to America, and hamburgers appeared on menus in 1836.

but what do I know? I'm just an unloved, uneducated american with whiny teachers.

RE: Cute Quotes

very good, there huggerman! made me smile. here's one 'there's only 3 kinds of people in the world. those who can count and those who can't'.

RE: Fairy Tale Love.. is it still possible?

dur! (slaps forhead)okay yeah. I'm a dork. 'money' doesn't.. blah blah. I got that wrong. there's the correction.

RE: Fairy Tale Love.. is it still possible?

one of my favoite quotes comes from david lee roth of van halen fame. 'love cannot buy happiness, but it WILL buy you a helicopter so you can land next to some'. hahaha

my mission here....

'look it up'? ya mean the whole sarah palin thing didn't attract enough attention? I'm in Big Lake (just north of wasilla) and I've never seen a polar bear, except at the zoo. lol lotsa moose. and squirrels.

RE: Makes me wonder....

I saw 5 finger death punch at the alaska state fair tonight. 1st time seeing them maybe the last. it was awesome.
and hinder, lips of an angel.... ever think about that?
'my girls in the next room. sometimes I wish she was you...'
sooo, you wish the one you're talking to on the phone was the one your foolin around on? niiiice. ;(

funniest (short) work stories! what's yours?

good stuff! lol

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