HuggerMan4U
HuggerMan4U
Kent, Washington, USA
Sep 2012
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Fortune cookies

We had Chinese for my birthday, and we had two fortune cookies apiece. The first one read, "You will soon have a happy circumstance in your life."

The second one said, "Now would be a good time to take up a new sport."

Putting these two together, could the happy circumstance be someone on CS? And I hate sports, but there is one indoor sport that takes place normally in one particular room, but I would have to be married to participate in that sport. Ya'll know me well enough by now to know that's true.

So, step 1: Find a woman.

Step 2: Get married.

Step 3: applause cheering
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raytheon1
raytheon1●Los Angeles, California USA
Sep 21, 2012●10 Blogs●26 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Another great one Hugger!thumbs up laugh
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danayea
danayea●telaviv, Israel
Sep 21, 2012●142 Comments
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so when is the D date Hugger and don`t forget to invite me
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Welela
Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway
Sep 21, 2012●2,822 Comments
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Good one.cheering banana cheering banana
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bambina_bee
bambina_bee●unknown, Jakarta Indonesia
Sep 21, 2012●109 Blogs●882 Comments
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Nice thought , hug head banger peace
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Sep 21, 2012●5,763 Comments
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Happy Belated Birthday hugger, do not know if you saw it but we did a bit for you on virgos Birthday and included youcheering cheering doh sorry if you missed it. Go see my blog fior virgos Birthday and you are in there.teddybear yay
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akpauly
akpauly●wasilla, Alaska USA
Sep 21, 2012●2 Blogs●11 Comments
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lmao. that's awesome. you crack me up.
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Frankinstien
Frankinstien●San Juan, Puerto Rico
Sep 21, 2012●1,830 Comments
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Well Gosh ! If you read it off a fortune cookie then it must be true ! ! ! . . . irish
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Sep 21, 2012●9,376 Comments
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Never mind the Fortune Cookies!! What did the Chinese Taste Like????laugh laugh wow
cheers grin grin
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Sep 21, 2012●9,376 Comments
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MMMM!! Velly Nice thumbs up More 5 Spice Powder Needed!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
cheers grin thumbs up
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teddybeerke88
teddybeerke88●assenede, Oost Vlaanderen Belgium
Sep 21, 2012●148 Blogs●2,252 Comments
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happy belated b-day huggerman... hope you'll get to do sports soon again. banana
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HuggerMan4U
HuggerMan4UOP●Kent, Washington USA
Sep 21, 2012●85 Blogs●1,279 Comments
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Redex - Yes, I did see the greetings, and thank you.

Thanks for the greetings, peeps.
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HuggerMan4U
HuggerMan4UOP●Kent, Washington USA
Sep 21, 2012●85 Blogs●1,279 Comments
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Parti - The Chinese tasted delicious! Yum, yum.

Frank - Oh, yes, the fortune cookies usually turn out right, and they have my best interests at heart.

AK - Good. I like to keep people in stitches!
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HuggerMan4U
HuggerMan4UOP●Kent, Washington USA
Sep 21, 2012●85 Blogs●1,279 Comments
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Dana - Well, first, I have to find zee woman, angel und den zee fun begins. devil
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