HuggerMan4U
HuggerMan4U
Kent, Washington, USA
Sep 2012
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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
¦Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
¦"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
¦Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
¦Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
¦Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
¦Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
¦Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
¦There go the lights again?
¦"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys! And this guy's got two of 'em!!"
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Jillll
Jillll●Rancho Cucamonga, California USA
Sep 22, 2012●217 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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GUZMAN1●Barcelona, Catalonia Spain
Sep 22, 2012●251 Comments
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laugh laugh You think you need that?
Put your finger there. I'll return in a whilewine
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HuggerMan4U
HuggerMan4UOP●Kent, Washington USA
Sep 23, 2012●85 Blogs●1,279 Comments
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"This looks a little more complicated than I thought. I better go find a more experienced physician."
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I like biking, walking, hiking, camping, boating, cooking, reading, dining out, beautiful sunsets, and model railroading. I'm very humorous ("I know God has a sense of humor - He made me!"), and love to make people laugh. I like to do impressions. I [read more]

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