About being older

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'



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I've sure gotten old!. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.
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oh what fun its going to be , I'm only half way there ....yay
So, how much would it cost to rent a Ferrari ???laugh
Poor Hugger..comfort More Complaints than a Codeine Forte Packet!!!doh comfort comfort
beer GWS..comfort
you carn't get them any more parti , gift
Thats why we need euthenasia doh
Theres plenty of Youth from Asia here!!!thumbs up thumbs up
cheers
Parti stop for crise laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
Yeah, poor Waf is getting a sore tummy from all the laughter, Parti. rolling on the floor laughing
My mother stopped driving at 90. She should have stopped at 60. Golly, she was a scary driver!! doh frustrated devil
Hugger..How many Kills did she have Painted on the Drivers Door?????doh doh doh grin yay handshake thumbs up beer
Huggerman:Remember this ststment "The more you complain, the longer God makes you live" So you will keep on blogging for a long time. Good for uscheers handshake
doh Well being two years 'older' than god, I can surely understand exactly what you mean. Today I was looking all over the parking lot for my car only to discover I was standing right next to it! confused
Thank God, the world is going to end in one big bang soon.
thank God, Im in the most dangerous country in the world.
Thank god, if I dont drink a drop of juice everyday with a bit of sugar in, I get sleepy and pass out. So, I know my way out when it gets too much. Thank God.
Thank God, the world is going to end in one big bang soon.
thank God, Im in the most dangerous country in the world.
Thank god, if I dont drink a drop of juice everyday with a bit of sugar in, I get sleepy and pass out. So, I know my way out when it gets too much. Thank God.
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