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Welcome to cyber world.

Welcome to cyber world.

Nothing will change however hard one tries. There will always be someone who will log on,join ,in and generally take over and decimate another's blog or thread.

The points to remember are that you don't HAVE to join in,even though it may be to defend another's honour or principles,which even though I understand and respect,simply from the antagonist's point of view, just adds fuel to the fire.

Some people thrive on attention whether it be good ,bad or indifferent. Therefore just by responding to these insults we are just adding to the furore.

I have found that there are those among us who appear to have no quality of life,and the internet is their playground. They play on the swings for a while, then decide they want to push the swing higher and higher until someone falls off.

They bear bait and unfortunately some of us fall into the trap and retaliate. As Delatude has rightly quoted ,it seems that the good guys get to stay ,and the victims get the boot.

This is a great place to mix and mingle. It's like a giant bag of sweets,some soft centred,some hard,some nutty,and some really delicious.You can take your pick, the choice is yours.

Just be aware that some can leave a nasty taste in your mouth and are best left in the bag.
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Another Saturday sizzler.With apologies!

WALKING ON THE GRASS


The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.

Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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Saturday giggle. Couldn't resist it.

Retired man's job


Someone asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's s*xual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my f****** advice, she'll ask me for it."
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Thursday giggle...................................

Paraprosdokians

(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of Speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected.

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
But it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit..
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says,
'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down The
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they
are sexy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call
whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
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Grown ups!

In a short space of time I have seen people on here post blogs which basically ,in my personal opinion, have no place here.

What is wrong with people that they have to back bite and retaliate at every turn. I thought that us women were bad enoughlaugh but it would seem that men have taken over from us, and have now jumped on the band wagon.

To constantly post blogs trying to defuse certain situations just fans the flames, and so the fire continues to burn,and I can hear you all saying "Well this is another one".For that I apologize as it's not my intention.

Can we not as decent human beings agree to disagree and move on.handshake

Feel free to comment but no slanging matches please. Enough is enough.peace
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Saint or Sinner!

Come on be honest,which one are you?






























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Happy 95th. Birthday to Nelson Mandela

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