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Saturday giggle. Couldn't resist it.

Retired man's job


Someone asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's s*xual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my f****** advice, she'll ask me for it."
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Simmo1
Simmo1●Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Nov 30, 2013●110 Blogs●3,699 Comments
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there are advantages to not being married, not many but your example is one of them......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Simmo1
Simmo1●Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Nov 30, 2013●110 Blogs●3,699 Comments
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Nice to see you have been out in the sun and put a bit of colour in your face.
You were looking a bit pale there for a while.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
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MADDOG69
MADDOG69●Dublin, Ireland
Nov 30, 2013●1 Blogs●637 Comments
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meh... 6/10.

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Glitch101
Glitch101OP●London, Greater London, England UK
Nov 30, 2013●19 Blogs●134 Comments
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@ Maddog



I heard you were tight.rolling on the floor laughing
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Glitch101
Glitch101OP●London, Greater London, England UK
Nov 30, 2013●19 Blogs●134 Comments
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Simmo1

Surprising what you can get out of a bottle these days.Even an all over.

The hard stuff just makes you go red.rolling on the floor laughing
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MADDOG69
MADDOG69●Dublin, Ireland
Nov 30, 2013●1 Blogs●637 Comments
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Oh.. you've been speaking with some of my more... adventurous female acquaintances? Oh dear... laugh hole
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MADDOG69
MADDOG69●Dublin, Ireland
Nov 30, 2013●1 Blogs●637 Comments
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moping moping moping Getting thread banned, red carded and now this. Getting flak everywhere this morning. crying
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Glitch101
Glitch101OP●London, Greater London, England UK
Nov 30, 2013●19 Blogs●134 Comments
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@maddog


Take it all with a pinch of salt. You can outrun them any day of the week. yay
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Welela
Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway
Nov 30, 2013●2,822 Comments
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Glitch...rolling on the floor laughing Good one, enjoy your Saturday. hug teddybear
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nonsmoker
nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland
Nov 30, 2013●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments
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a somewhat aurally stimulating position laugh
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nonsmoker
nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland
Nov 30, 2013●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments
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MadDog,
It's lonely at the top cheers
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Scott1812
Scott1812●Claresholm, Alberta Canada
Nov 30, 2013●30 Blogs●395 Comments
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Thanks for making my Saturday.rolling on the floor laughing shock rolling on the floor laughing shock teddybear
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whtwhb
whtwhb●Strand, Western Cape South Africa
Nov 30, 2013●56 Blogs●561 Comments
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No, retired by 30. broke by 40. Not my fault. sabotage, red tape and theft,.
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Nov 30, 2013●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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laugh Glitch: Cute, real cute!. .rolling on the floor laughing
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tomcatwarne
tomcatwarne●Ocean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK
Nov 30, 2013●12 Blogs●165 Comments
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Glitch you are a real person, or are yougrin grin grin grin
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