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Wondering

Lately, I have seen a lot of people doing the vanishing act on here. Some who are still around are not seen putting across their point in the blogs. When I joined CS, blogs were fun. Somehow it seems to have lost some of its sheen. Maybe, there are fewer blogs that interest people. Could be people have moved to some greener pastures A.K.A other dating websites. If they have, it would be nice of them to share their experiences. Personally, I think, CS is a great place to find love, don't forget the amusement. Maybe CS blog world is just going through a lean phase and hopefully it will shoot up pretty soon. Good morning/Afternoon/Evening to everyone. Have a fun filled day!!!
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Need a laugh?

Hello! Help! "Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"
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:-)

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”

The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

“Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”

“But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.

“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.”

cheers
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Things that will make men unhappy

70 Things Not to say to a man with a small Peni*........


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive m**turbation shrinks your d*ck.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
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Doing Maths

Here is something to smile. I hope people who haven't read this find a reason to smile.

Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b*tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b*tch is nine."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."

" And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b*tch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."


help devil
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Just Trying

Lot of people here or other dating websites say it is hard to find what they are looking for. I am no expert at this, but I thought about few things that can help. Well, of course it is hard, but it is important to talk. Just looking at profiles wont help. There are several aspects of life which are not easy to describe in words. Once you start talking to someone, you learn new things with every conversation. Not everything can be said or told, but most of them can be understood. There are scammers, but it is so easy to figure them out. Don't feel dejected if somebody doesn't accept your friend request or ignores your messages. Move on, if they can't make efforts to start a conversation, probably they are not the right person for you. You always have a choice to unfriend or block people if they start bothering you. Don't be shy or apprehensive in approaching someone. Nobody knows whom you tried contacting and who didn't answer. If somebody ignores you, it is their loss. Keep trying and a day would come when life will get tired of upsetting you!!! bouquet
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Just a joke

I dont know how old this joke is... some might have heard before (sorry). Those who haven't, smile.

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

professor
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Women are more than you know... Happy Women's Day

When you were only 5 years old, I said I love you..
You asked me: "what is it?"

When you were 15 years old, I said I love you..
You blushed.. You look down and smile..

When you were 20 years old, I said I love you..
You put your head on my shoulder and hold my hand.. Afraid that I might dissapear..

When you were 25 years old, I said I love you..
You prepare breakfast and serve it in front of me, and kiss my forhead and said : " you better be quick, is's gonna be late.."

When you were 30 years old, I said I love you..
You said: "if you really love me, please come back early after work.."

When you were 40 years old, I said I love you..
You were cleaning the dining table and said: "ok dear, but it's time for you to help our child with their revision.."

When you were 50 years old, I said I love you..
You were knitting and you laugh at me..

When you were 60 years old, I said I love you..
You smile at me..

When you were 70 years old. I said I love you..
We sitting on the rocking chair with our glasses on.. I'm reading your love letter that you sent to me 50 years ago.. With our hand crossing together..

When you were 80 years old, you said you love me!
I didn't say anything but cried..

That day must be the happiest day of my life! Because you said you love me
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Real men

For girls and women who think real men don't exist, I present this story and pray they find someone like the one in the story:

When I was a kid, my Mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my Mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned cookies in front of my dad.

I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his cookies, smile at my Mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that cookie and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my Mom apologize to my dad for burning the cookies. And I’ll never forget what he said: “Honey, I love burned cookies.”

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his cookies burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your Momma put in a hard day at work today, and she’s real tired. Besides, a little burnt cookie never hurt anyone!”

Life is full of imperfect things and imperfect people. I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries, just like everyone else. But what I’ve learned over the years is that learning to accept each other’s faults, and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

And that’s my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He’s the only One, who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt cookie isn’t a deal-breaker!

We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!

Don’t put the key to your happiness in someone else’s pocket… Keep it in your own. So, please pass me a cookie, and yes, the burned one will do just fine. And PLEASE pass this along to someone who has enriched your life.

teddybear
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If you haven't read this before!!!

Hi everyone. This is my first blog. I am posting a highly circulated and widely appreciated email for my fellow bloggers. Human behavior surprises me always and I believe that kids can teach us a lot. I am sorry its kinda long. Here it goes :

‘When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.’
Rebecca – age 8
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‘When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.’
Billy – age 4
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‘Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.’
Karl – age 5
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‘Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.’
Chrissy – age 6
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‘Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.’
Terri – age 4
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‘Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.’
Danny – age 7
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‘Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss’
Emily – age 8
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‘Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.’
Bobby – age 7 (Wow!)
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‘If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,’
Nikka – age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka’s on this planet)
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‘Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.’
Noelle – age 7
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‘Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.’
Tommy – age 6
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‘During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.’
Cindy – age 8
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‘My mommy loves me more than anybody You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.’
Clare – age 6
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‘Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.’
Elaine-age 5
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‘Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.’
Chris – age 7
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‘Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day..’
Mary Ann – age 4
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‘I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.’
Lauren – age 4
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‘When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.’ (what an image)
Karen – age 7
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‘You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it But if you mean it, you should say it a lot.. People forget.’
Jessica – age 8
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And the final one
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, ‘Nothing, I just helped him cry’
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