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Hello! Help! "Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"

Comments (15)

Mimi1973
giggle giggle giggle
Angelpepper
laugh...........beer
vcindu
Mimi, why do you need to cover your mouth? You don't make such calls, do you?
vcindu
Angel, cheers. Now you know who to call and when!cheers
Angelpepper
vcindu;
applause I am dialing the number now!.....flirty
vcindu
Angel, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Can't say anything, I am laughing so hard rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Angelpepper
vcindu;
laugh...........Gotcha! thumbs up
Mimi1973
Vcindu I do not need to coz I'll gladly open the front door for 'em!! grin
vcindu
Mimi, if you keep opening the front door, you will get rid of the p*nis soap pretty soon. applause
Mimi1973
Vcindu Not to worry coz I've already stocked up...a lot !! blushing wink wink
vcindu
Mimi, Now I know why women at walmart were panicking in the body care aisle. All the soap was gone.doh
Mimi1973
Vcindu Hate to disappoint you but it wasn't me coz I ordered them all online wink wink giggle giggle giggle
Welela
giggle giggle *knis* in Norwegian.
Bajanshay
rolling on the floor laughing very funny! laugh
Zeurich
did some one say ladder? Why the woman is not tall enough to do what he wants?laugh laugh
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