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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”

The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

“Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”

“But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.

“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.”

cheers

Comments (8)

Smartassss
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing nun also human being...
vcindu
Smart, I guess you are talking about the nun's pee thing and not the statue's rolling on the floor laughing
wallops1964
blushing blushing roll eyes hole wow rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Zeurich
confused what?dunno
Smartassss
i am talking nun desire.... rolling on the floor laughing
Zeurich
hi samrtapplause
vcindu
Smart - Maybe there was no toilet paper and she used the fig leaf to wipe off.comfort
Smartassss
Hello Zeurich.... how are you dearwave
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