I felt her lips tremble, then part. She took my fingertip into her mouth and bit down gently on my fingernail. Then harder, harder...
After 2 weeks on CS, I feel that I am making progress. Thanks to the miracle of the Intimate Encounter, I’m able to report that I have had a number of recent romantic encounters that were filled with such softly murmured phrases as 'Just put the money on the table" and "If you try that again and I’ll cut you". The CS ads reflect my good fortune and have changed from showing me Russian women that I can chat with to showing me the lingerie that I can buy for them.
I have discovered that members show restraint in their posting, and here’s a scenario that I think illustrates why this so. You come home after a bad day at the office hoping to relax with a little CS, and there is that person, the one who always seems to get your goat. You know who I’m talking about. They have names like HitlerReborn or BiteMeWorld. You compose the perfect reply. A flesh searingly witty repost that makes you sound like the god of goddess of vengeance, and God help anyone who crosses you! Before you press the reply button, it’s good to remember that once it’s on the internet, it’s on the internet forever. You might as well put god of vengeance in your profile, because people are going to see this part of you.
Chin chin, guys and dolls, chin chin. Say nice things, even if you have to go wash your mouth out with soap afterwards. Or your keyboard.
I am impressed with the decorum that most CS users display, but the message is that everything you post on CS ultimately builds your true profile regardless of what you said about yourself in the mandatory tick box profile that you edit so carefully. If you didn't already know, you can view another member’s profile anonymously when you are not logged into the site. This means that you’re not just building a CS profile; you are building an internet profile.
Just for kicks, try Googling you CS user name.
Do you like what you see?
Hi.
My name is postneoludite.
You may remember me from such posts as "How I Freed Willy" and 'Say Hello to Mr. Winkie".
For me, creativity actually feels like a happy form of insanity, and I'm constantly surprised to find out the number of people that agree with me on this.
It's an expanding of the mind that I can feel coming on like a freshening breeze with no certainty about how strong the wind will become.
Work interferes with this process because it requires that I focus. Not that work can't be creative, but it feels different, which is probably a good thing.
I'm not sure how this will once I'm retired, but I've been practicing.
How's this:
HEY YOU KIDS. GET OFF THE LAWN.
I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. I could use more calm in my life, so I looked around the house for things I'd started & hadn't finished. I finished a bottle of merlot, a bottle of chardonnay, a bodle of Baaileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminum scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feet rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who ned inner piss, n telum u luvum.
I've always been awkward with flirting, but I've used my time on CS well by studying other members' flirting styles, and combined all styles into the following hybrid scenario.
Please provide feedback.
First I say something like “You've got a great rack.”
Then you say “Thanks. So do you. Nice cue, too.”
Then I say “Thanks. It’s official size and weight.”
Then you say “You can put you 8 ball in my pocket anytime.”
Then I say "I'm playing pocket pool right now."
Then you say "You remind me of my steel ball executive desk toy. Clickclickclickclick."
Then I say "More like 2 BBs in a couple of walnut shells, but I'm making some extra money playing maracas in a Mariachi band."
Then you say "Cover me with salsa, baby!"
Then I say “But it can never work for us. You’re a default icon and I’m a scanned jpeg. And…and…and I’ve been cropped! There! I said it! Are you happy now?”
Then you say “That doesn't matter to me. I love you and I know how to use Photoshop. Please! I must import your tif into my pdf now! Now!”
Repeat in next forum.
She was everything I'd dreamed she'd be.
After dancing until midnight, we took a moonlit walk on the beach.
We stopped to gaze at the stars. She leaned into my chest.
I looked down at her face, and gently touched her lower lip with my fingertip...
This isn't how the date went.
It's an excerpt from my upcoming novel "50 Shades of Geologist".
You'll find it in the fantasy section of a bookstore near you.
Considering the number of couples that meet on-line these days, it's a good idea to sign up with a dating site, but don't bother laying out the clothes you'll wear on that first big date just yet.
If you are like me, then the amount of research you put into selecting a dating site was to stop at the first one that said "FREE".
Even with this small effort I was able to discover that the main issues with on-line dating are scam, scam, scam, scam, scam, jerks and scam.
Here is the word cloud for that
SCAM jerks
Scam seems to be the single most frequently used word on CS, and is definitely the biggest complaint.
The second biggest complaint is, of course, jerks.
Hey, it's the internet, not heaven.
Some CS members have also been members of pay dating sites, but I'm not yet clear on the benefits of paying. Paying to see someone's profile seems like paying to see the menu in a restaurant.
Perhaps pay may sites have fewer scammers, but that might just make the jerks more obvious.
Here is the word cloud for that
JERKS scam
I don't fret over scammers. The demographic that emails me to say I'm sooooo handsome is the same demographic that consistently rates my photo down around leprosy sufferer.
So what's the good news?
I think CS has the capability of working extraordinarily well, but may take a long time to do so.
As for Intimate Encounter, I can find loads of gorgeous 20-something women who seem desperate for an intimate encounter with any male from 18-99 years of age.
Don't bring a condom. Bring a toxic waste suit.
So how do you make CS work for you?
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