Please Critique my Flirting Style

I've always been awkward with flirting, but I've used my time on CS well by studying other members' flirting styles, and combined all styles into the following hybrid scenario.
Please provide feedback.

First I say something like “You've got a great rack.”
Then you say “Thanks. So do you. Nice cue, too.”
Then I say “Thanks. It’s official size and weight.”
Then you say “You can put you 8 ball in my pocket anytime.”
Then I say "I'm playing pocket pool right now."
Then you say "You remind me of my steel ball executive desk toy. Clickclickclickclick."
Then I say "More like 2 BBs in a couple of walnut shells, but I'm making some extra money playing maracas in a Mariachi band."
Then you say "Cover me with salsa, baby!"
Then I say “But it can never work for us. You’re a default icon and I’m a scanned jpeg. And…and…and I’ve been cropped! There! I said it! Are you happy now?”
Then you say “That doesn't matter to me. I love you and I know how to use Photoshop. Please! I must import your tif into my pdf now! Now!”

Repeat in next forum.
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Comments (7)

If that is flirting I still have a lot to learn. laugh
Let us know how you get on with those uh oh if it works put me down for the whole course of your online flirting classes professor beer
It sounds very romantic...heart wings teddybear
You're asking fairly quick to import, that would turn me off. laugh

You're witty, that should help. wink
Brilliant!
Your humor is extremely unique and crazy funny! Thanks John! cheers
"cover with me with salsa, baby!" You have the corn chips right? rolling on the floor laughing
jesus boy if you use these ideas everywoman I know will run for cover
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So you have a sense of humour...that is a start...laugh
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