Everyone says oh I AM honest oh I WANT honest.
You meet a guy, he says he is taken (honest) but keeps flirting with you. You think maybe you would like a little adventure, no strings, noone gets hurt. A once-off bit of naughty fun, but see how honest he really is, tell him you would like to meet but you want it to be ongoing. A LIAR says sure, I want that too.
What does an honest man do. Change the subject rather than lie?
Or say no, I like flirting but I really am taken.
Or say no promises, play it by ear, lets see how it goes for repeats
Or say listen I just want sex. I dont care who.
Honesty? An honest man doesnt cheat on his woman. You want honesty, but actually your a cheat too.
A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5-day/5-kgs weight loss programme.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. The sign reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few kilometres later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5 day – 10 kgs programme.
The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is an even sexier woman, with the same sign around her neck. She's even fitter and really tests him, he can barely keep up. Sure enough, on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10 kgs, as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day – 25 kgs programme.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous programme.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
He lost 31 kgs that week.
My last blog one reply said he wondered if the guy I pulled wrote a blog of his own saying he was about to get lucky
Guys here dont do that much. Guys here dont gang up on women on blogs and post pics of sex toys and get graffic about what they would do to female bloggers.
Girls do. Why? Because we dont mean it and they would or what
Went to a pub last night with me tits out, picked a good looking bloke and stood him a drink, had a few laffs and could of taken him home.
Because I saw a blog about when did u last get laid. But now I cant find the blog
So anyway it could of been last night
and we are meeting tomorrow so ta for the blog
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