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What if we had no lips!

Kissing, kissing and more kissing! Kissing is such a great part of human contact, greeting coming and going! Sometime the best part of dating is kissing, which leads to intimacy and s*xual arousal or just makes us feel good! But what if we had no lips! Kissing would be out of the question, a handshake would have to suffice or perhaps we would be intimate enough that we could clean each others teeth. Not very attractive or at least from my perspective. No lipstick on the shirt, no chapped lips in the winter. Chewing would not be very attractive, chewing with your mouth open is a very annoying practice but without lips who would notice! Whispering sweet nothings into one's ear would be nearly impossible. I guess the worst thing about having no lips is having no lips
Hey! "Don't give me any lip!"

Know when to shout Know when to shut up!

As I was backing into a parking space last week a guy tried to cut into the same space behind me. I hit the brakes, too late we collided! He was in a rant and accused me of backing into him. He was very verbal and began to get physical with me. I took a step backward and he advanced on me! I told him to back off and he persisted. A cop was driving by and saw the argument escalating and stopped to intervene! The guy was all in a rage and was warned several times to keep quiet! With in a couple of minutes the other guy was in cuffs headed to the back of the cruiser. A report was taken, I was told to find another parking place or wait for the wrecker to move the other car. The damage to my car was non existent with a 2' scrape down the side of the other car. After the wrecker left and I took the parking place, I could see the other guy in the back of the cruiser prepared for his ride downtown. A bit of verbal abuse directed at the cop along with his verbal rants toward me had landed him a disorderly conduct, interfering with an investigation or resisting arrest, who knows? The rest of my afternoon was incident free and I like it that way. Being a jerk can be detrimental to not only your health but to your finances.
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Finding your Ex on the same dating site!

Well this is awkward! Finding my ex on the same dating site!
Has this ever happened to you! How would you react! Would you block her from seeing you or would you flaunt yourself in front of her by posting your name every place you could. Or perhaps this would not be awkward at all!
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