We at Darling Girlfriend Enterprises (DGE) are looking to fill the position of Amazing Boyfriend (AB). The position has been filled by wonderful people in the past, but in the past year we have only employed part-time individuals, due to lack of qualified applicants. We feel that a full-time A.B. would enrich and inspire DGE in a multitude of ways.
Job Description:
The highly sought after position promises great fulfillment, intense pleasure and heaps of fun. DGE is a fully capable Girlfriend, offering many opportunities for growth, support, intimacy, conversation, entertainment and love. The job includes a balanced mix of romantic, playful, silly, mind-enhancing and vigorous physical activity. There will be a blend of both fancy and casual outings – some alone and some with DGE affiliates. There will also be a considerable amount of time relaxing and sensual activity in the home (and elsewhere) as well. Light travel is anticipated.
The position will start out on a trial basis until both parties determine that this is a good fit. Once the trial period is over – we expect that there will be many passionate interludes and a deeper connection. We foresee opportunities for advancement as well – as we plan to expand our roles of AH and AF in the future. Candidate should desire a long term commitment to DGE. Again – we are not looking to fill part-time positions at this time.
Qualifications:
• emotional and self awareness
• general happiness and friendliness
• high level of integrity
• ability to make DGE laugh uncontrollably
• very sexy & devilishly handsome (unique quirkiness a plus)
• open adoration to DGE
• desire to try new things and participate in a variety of activities (both physical, spiritual and mental)
• must be witty, clever and educated
• previous experience as an AB is preferred – though we hope that AB has left previous companies on good terms.
• physically fit (to enhance the participation in various physical activities)
• lips that are up for copious amounts of kissing
• located in or near the city of Shingle Springs - as proximity to company is important in the event that after-hours work is required.
• ability to write love letters, provide spontaneous surprises and massages is a plus
• outside interests are highly encouraged – as too much devotion to DGE is a sign of co-dependence
About DGE:
DGE is an attractive company - that any AB would be delighted to join. DGE is highly regarded by her affiliates as being passionate, sassy, loving, inspiring, creative, successful and adorable. Keeping an idealistic and optimistic attitude have attributed greatly to her success. The culture at DGE is very stylish, happy and adventurous. We have always encouraged people to be their best selves and expect the same of ourselves. DGE is based in Shingle Springs and has no immediate plans for relocation.
Do you feel you have what it takes to be an AB at DGE? Please send your "resume" and cover letter to the above e-mail address. We look forward to hearing from you!! Please note that even though DGE may be an incredible company and you may be the perfect AB, the chemistry must be very strong in order to proceed beyond initial interview.
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he does not want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve
then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend would not mistreat a friend.
Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You will be mad at yourself
A year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who have a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He did not marry them when he got them pregnant,
Why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has
more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
Oh, Lord! If he cheated with you, he will cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
Not all men are dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about
baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists
of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
Dating is fun...even if he does not turn out to be Mr... Right
Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your
always readily available to him- he takes it for granted.
Do not fully commit to a man who gives you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Share this with other women... You'll make someone SMILE, another
RETHINK her choices, and another woman PREPARE.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate
them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.
What is a friend? Really, when you look deep inside it
Is a friend worth your tears when they ignore your cries
You give them chance after chance to prove that they care
And they let you down and every time a little piece of you dies
You pour your heart out in hope for understanding for once
And they say all the right things, but then turn their back
Leaving you alone while you make believe it didn't just happen
And you make excuses for all the good traits and values they lack
Because you don't want to think that you would trust a person like that
That your judgment is so wrong that you have to revaluate who you are
Even though you didn't do anything wrong except confide in the wrong person
But you would walk the extra mile for them, no matter how far
Because you value friendship in a way where loyalty matters highly
And you would be there for them if they needed someone to hold onto
Never turning your back because you found someone better for the moment
You do this because its what you hope your friend in turn would do for you
The guilt of thinking you are reacting to harshly everytime they disappoint
Wondering why they think you deserve to listen for what they don't say
So what is friendship? As the tears turn to disgust you ask yourself this question
And you take a good look at what you have, and for once you walk away
Truth and Consequence
There is something deep inside my soul
A dark place that you will never know
You had the chance to be more than you are
But now you'll never know the reasons for my scars
I gave you my trust hoping I would get some back
And all I know now is all that you lack
You weren't worth my time or the tears I cried
And I didn't deserve to hear all your lies
The simple truth could have kept this at bay
Time wasted on excuses could have made it okay
If you had only once thought of me with all you said
Our friendship would be hurt instead of being dead
GIVING UP ON KARMA
I've given up on people more times than you know
I've walked away easily without a care
Never once regretting what I made so
Not really wondering if what I'd done was fair
But now here I am caught up on this place
Alone and angry for what you've done to me
I can feel the hurt and taste the tears on my face
But all I say is thank you for finally making me see
That the destruction that occurs with actions untold
The uknown reasons between the truth and a lie
May set you free but it also grabs ahold
And it keeps me here not knowing why
WORTH IT?
I can't stand here and let you leave
So i walk away although its killing me
Does that make me someone you don't want?
Or does it protect my already broken heart?
I didn't think it would hurt as much as it does
Yet I wouldn't trade our time for anything
As short as it was, it made me smile
And I hadn't felt that happy in a long time
I knew you were going from the very start
But I threw my heart in the dark anyway
no caution or thinking what tomorrow could bring
Only living in the moment mattered to me
I am here alone without anything now
And you are so far away from where I am
Just talking to you brings an ache to my soul
But a broken heart seems worth the love we almost had
MEMORIES OF A HEART
What does it mean when you give your heart away?
Do you get it back or does it just stay gone?
I never knew it could hurt that you offered to stay
But I found that it hurt less when you broke our bond
You would have given me the world if I had let you
But I knew staying would have torn you apart
So I turned my back and you did what you had to do
You gave me the memory, so you can keep my heart
Why can't I find my one and only?
The one who will make me happy,
The one who will never leave.
Is love only for the lucky and the strong?
Is it not meant for me?
Maybe I found him,
But let him go,
Let him fade into the past.
Could it be that he's still out there?
Hiding somewhere in the sands of time,
Perhaps he's waiting for me.
Wishing for an eternal love.
Only time will tell.
Until then,
My search will never end.
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