what is it about men who buy an old car and then drive around slowerly just to watch other men look at it ? ..... wouldn't it be better to buy a car that pulls women , and every time you slow down good looking women come running and want to get into it and want to be with you! , yeah , thats the right way to go...
..whats your favourite set of wheels ..
they chase me from on site to another , and write how much they want to know me ...I send them a reply and ...nothing ? , the one who chased me with the same profile name ,I sent her a picture from one of her other sites ....to say ok I can see you ...and then nothing ?
yet so fast it escaped my mind so fast , what was I thinking about , oh yeah , wow 2 hours
I wrote your name in the sky
the wind blew it away
I wrote your name in the sand
the waves washed it away
I wrote your name in my heart
forever it will stay
for the first time in weeks , just now , mail in my in box ... but alass its a scammer , who went on about how interesting my profile is , ..hmmmm had a quick check of my , who's spewed on me page , and its not there ....bastard scumm bag pffftt , another dumb stupid pathetic scammer , they get your hopes up for a moment till you see their email address included ...and after a quick view of their profile and there's 5 shout-outs going on about scammer industry ....
hope you are having a nicer day than me
these latest tyres from michelin sure look crazy , look no more flat tyres from driving over road spikes
I'm thinking of buying this tractor unit 1994 t440 c10 cat engine
are there and good or bad points about one of these ?
virginia tech , shots have been heard , stay in side or stay home , latest news unfolding right now ..a police officer has been shot and killed , the gun man is still on the lose , a second victim has been reported killed on al jazeera and the bbc news
its about time to get rid of all guns , so our young carnt get them ,
the goverment should do a , cash for guns exchange
hi , xmass is nearly here , and as my bills are getting bigger and with no job to pay them ,.....I look forward to the new year and what fate has in store for us as we sail through space and time......my yacht is nearing completion ....the battles with negitive forces will continue to build into a war for my freedom and those who know will try to stop me from doing my mission to save the world for good and honest people who want to share their lives and be free together
merry christmass
A Drover walks into a bar with
a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his
mouth for one minute.
'Then he'll open his mouth
and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this
spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink.'
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers,
and placed his Credentials and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the
crocodile really,really hard on the top of
its head.
The croc opened his mouth
and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered,
and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly
Spoke up..........
'I'll try it -
Just don't hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!
Slow day in the blogs ,
nothing you can get your teeth into ,
well its a loverly sunny day here ,
I hope you are all well and happy with the choises you have made ,
some bastard sent me a beer tasting add ,and I dont even drink ! yuk ,
give me jack and jim bourbon only ,
come on guy's give me something to sink my teeth into
my ducks have been at it again .......... they have been very good at letting me know if anyones around that shouldnt be , with there quacking quack and the way they carry on ....but now a wild drake has come and now theres little ducklings every where .....no there,s 3 of them
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