I'm not into jokes , but when I find one , I do like to share ........so try this one ..
miss beatrise
the church organist ,
was in here eighties ,
and had never been married . she was
admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all .
One afternoon the pastor
came into call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room .
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared a brew of tea......
As he sat facing her old hammond
organ ,
The young minister
noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it ,
The bowl was filled with water , and in the
water floated , of all things ,
a condom !
when she returned with tea and scones ,
they began to chat .
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity about the bowl and the floater , but soon it
got the better of him ,and he could no longer resist .
" miss beatrise " he said , I wounder if you could tell
me about this ? pointing at the bowl .
Oh , yes , she replied , Isnt it wounderfull ?
I was walking through
the park a few months ago ,
and I found this little package on the
ground .
the directions said
place it on the organ ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent ,
the spread of disease...did you know I havent had
the flu all winter
have a fun nite guys
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