My soule my heart my thoughts my body and my every thing is free only for my wife hehehheheheehhe
who will chose me her lifepartner.
is there any lucky woman available at this site.
i love mature woman who know ups and downs of life my favi is over 40
Dear all users especially femails comments.
my question is ?
How to win a femail heart ?
Dear all users especially femails comments.
my question is ?
How to win a femail heart ?
What school do you greet people in? Hi School ! Why did the teacher marry the janitor? Because he swept her off her feet! Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils! teachers always tell us to follow our dreams....BUT yet they don't let us sleep in class. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted the lesson to be very clear! What is the center of gravity? The letter "V" ! What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Lots of blood tests. Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level. What is 5Q + 5Q? 10Q ..... and You're Welcome! Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed? Because he wanted to see how long he slept! What is the Great Depression? when you get a bad report card Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH School! Who should be your best friend at school? Your princi-pal! How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters? ICE! What would happen if you took the school bus home? The police would make you bring it back! What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table. Teacher: Why were you late? Student: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too! Q: Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher? A: He never gave homework asSINments. Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!
Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.
Tears r more precious then smile
why?
because smile is for all
&
Tears r for only one.
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