A normal day.....

5:30 AM / Alarm..."GET UUUUUUUUP"

5:45 AM/ Snooozeeeeee1

6:00 AM/ Get up!

6:15 AM/ Shower

6:17 AM/ Broken Boiler...Leaking Water...Niiiiiiiiice!

6:19 AM/ Hectic Modus...Switch off main key of water..Looking for buckets and towels...

6:25 AM/Frustration, Shouting and Laughing!!***

6:27 AM/ Roommate with swollen eyes in sleeping modus coming out of his room and asks: Whats the f***** noise#?!

6:30 AM/ Roomate slips out in water leak..! Damned (ooopz! I forgot!)**Big Laughter again!!*

6:35 AM/Going to work... Love the traffic...doh!

8:00 AM/Office..Calling fot Plumper....

9:00 AM/Home....No Plumper...

9:30AM /No Plumper

10:30 AM/No Plumper....whaaaaaaaaaaat

11:30 AM/ Plumper arrives....No spares!!

03:00 PM/ Calling Plumper..NO SPARES!! He had no time to send people to buy...Custumer..Could you buy it?? Whaaaaaat???OK..need water!!

04:00 PM/Back with the spares ..Wheres the Plumper??

04:15 PM/Phone call to the Plumper: Yes I will send my helper right away!!I´m getting nuts!!

05:00 PM/Yeah the helper is here!! Fixing the stuff....

05:30 PM/Works done..Plumper is gone...Administration had not the keys to open the box with the water valves to open the piping...Whaaaaaaaat??

06:00 PM/ The keys were found!! Water is opened!!Yeah I may showeeeeeeeeeer!!........

06:02 PM/ I have a big water fountain in the wash kitchen...the cupling is leaking....liters of waaaaater??!! WTF..Is that real??
Drinking 3 shots of whisky..hahahahah

06:05 PM/ Phonecall to the boss of Plumper company/Yes I will take care on that personal..I will be ther in 1 hour!!

07:15PM/ No boss...Call...Is not answering his cell...Mailbox....AAAAAArghhhhhhhhhhhh!

07:30PM/ Tools organized....I am connecting the cupling..

07:35PM/ Done!! I am proud...and at leat 20 more grey hair...

WHY DID I CALL THE PLUMPER???

Over and Out.....Niiiiice Day..hahahahah