the dangers of satin sheets...

hey check this out, i went out on the town a couple of days, ago and ran into an old girlfriend of mine, it was like we never separated, told me she often thought of me, of course i said pretty much the same back, and i.ll be honest i never thought about her at all after going through the rough patch,of love,s winding roads.until this night.well anyway the night went great, we smoothed out our differences and she came to the conclution that she would spend the night with me, i mean hey i have not been with a woman in years, so i was excited about the encounter, but i was a little apprehensive about it also. on the drive home i kept asking if i was doing the right thing,so i told her it was only going to be this one night, and did not want anything else. to which she agreed. so the encounter was on, so i thought that is, you see i had just bought a set of satin sheets, i had never tried them so decided i would this night,i was thinking man what a good move getting those sheets.boy was i wrong, don,t get me wrong she loved that i had satin sheets on the bed, but maybe a little to much. you see as i was taking off my cloths, she decided she was going to run across the room and dive head first into the bed,with her beutiful silk dress on and proceeded to slide right across the bed slaming into the wall leaving her with a nice size bump on the head and breaking her arm, needless to say i was going to have to wait for my next encounter for some time to come. maybe it was divine intervention or just plain bad luck, either way i guess i will try again in a year or so when i go out again, and you can bet your boots there will be no satin sheets next time..