I'm Feeling Lucky!

Dear diary,

This morning I awoke to an intense feeling gushing through my soul. Racing wildly through my entire being.

A silent screaming voice, like that of a million chanting Monks entered my body and shot past the thick barricade of iron, and into the chamber, wherein lay my once stagnant heart. Thundering shards of pure energy passed through my torso and shot down my legs and out my feet, obliterating completely, the bunny feet from my jammies. A sight not witnessed since the month previous, when I had beed administered an adrenalin and lemon juice enema for my birthday.

I am alive! I am exuberant! I am feeling the luck of a million Irishmen in my big toe alone. I catch my breath and inhale the exhilarating mojo as the profuse combined odors of hot electricity and bunny jammies envelopes my senses.

I am filled with joy and I wonder, "Is today the day I find true love?" God, I hope not.. with this kind of lucky feeling, I'm going fishing!