MONEY TALKS.
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with unusual offer : " Look, I'll give you $100 if you will change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where i m supposed to promise to "love, honor, and obey" and ' be faithful to her forever" I'd appreciate it if you just leave that out."He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when it came for the groom's vows, the pastor looked at the young man eye and said : " Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast every morning on the bed for all of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will never leave her, not even look at another woman as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around , and said in a tiny voice, " Yes" then he leaned toward the pastor and hissed : " I thought we had a deal!"
The pastor put a $100 into the groom's hand and whispered : " She made me a better offer !"
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My money only knows 1 word..Bye Bye!!