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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing as usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly: "You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

His eyes lit up and he thought:... "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked: "What was that all about?"

She explained,
"The egg timer's broken."


Tag: stupid jokes on early morning