just a little dog pee

I just got called out for cheating in clue by a 9 year old. True life: I'm way too competetive to play with children. And I'm not sure how to spell competetive.
Things started out rough today. My puppy peed on the carpet while my mother and I were watching good morning america. She claimed the dog is ruining the house. I claimed she was just giving her opinion on Diane Sawyer's reporting techniques.
My mom doesn't think I'm funny.