"TALES FROM THE ROAD"
Tales From The Road........Tales From The Road.............Tales From The Road.............Tales From The Road....Tales From The Road......................As The Participation Has Dwindled Down To Zero
I Have Decided That There Was Nothing To Begin With
So...I Have Gone My own Way
(Except for Those very very Very Few)
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And Yes... There Is An Area That Is Called By This Name
It Was Pitch Dark..(With I..As The Only Vehicle On The Road)...As I Traveled Along In My Truck
With Only The Head Lights For To See...When
As I Came Around A Bend On Route 80 West
There... In The Middle of The Road
Was About 6 Deer
Oblivious As To What This Moving Thing Casting Light Coming At Them Was
I Was Barely Able To Swerve..Oh So Slowly...(So As To Not Have My Rig Go Over On Its Side) And Possibly Get Myself Killed
I Just Barely Missed The Last Deer..(Who...Didnt Pay me No Mind)
These Deer Were Lucky
As..Most Truck Drivers Will Not Give An Inch To These Critters
And Just Run Them Over.........................................................................
When I Was On Route 90 West..In Massachusetts..( A Three Lane Road With Heavy Traffic)
I Was In The Right Lane...Right next To The Breakdown Lane
And As I Was Coming Along At 65 Mphs
There ...On The Right Side... Was A "Mother Brown Duck"
And In Line...Right Behind her
Were 5 Babies
And As I Went By
I Could See That Mothers Intentions Was To Cross This 3 Lane Highway
(As Everyone Driving... Was Doing At Least 65 MPHs)
I Couldnt Tell You How This Situation Ended
But If Momma Proceeded To Try And Cross
I Wouldnt Wanted To Have Seen The End Result......................................
There Above Me..Was An illuminated ...Sign That The State Ohio Has Up Every 30 Miles Or So....Warning Drivers About The Dangers Of Drinking While Driving ...And All Those Other Things That Could Get The Driver Killed... Or Other Innocent People
This Time
The State Of Ohio ...Added A Little Bit Of Humor
It Was About Santa Claus
And It Flashed
"Santa Sees You When Your Speeding".........................................
A State Will Put Up A Sign On The Side Of The Highway
That Contradicts What Its Trying To Warn You Of
Like...For Example
On Route 80 West...In Pennslyvania
This Sign Reads
"Keep Your Eyes On The Road"
(Something Aint Making Any Sense Here...Whatsoever)..........................................
That Once In A While... Human Beings Have Compassion For Their Fellow Living Creatures... That They Share Earth With
There Was A Traffic PIle Up On 495 North... In Massachusetts
Seems That Three Lanes Of Traffic Had Come To A Complete Stop
Why?
Because One D...river Of A Car ...Had Stopped...Causing Everyone Else To Be Cautious..So They All Came To A Stop
The Driver Who Initiated This Traffic Blockage
Was Been To be Picking Up Something
And Carrying This Creature To The Safe Side of The Highway
And What Kind Of Creature Was Found To Be In The Middle Of This Highway?
"A Snapping Turtle".......................................................