800 Numbers? Really? STILL?

I have to wonder, these 800-number hot-chick lines they're still inconceivably hucking, where you can "meet" hot chicks, how are these companies still in business? How do you write a business model based on a target market of men who either don't have internet access or haven't figured out how to tap the rich veins of actual porn there, yet are still somehow high-functioning enough to have disposable income?