Gods creation, (joke)

Contrary to the teachings of the bible,god created eve first.she was inteligent,beautiful and interesting...and had three breasts! After a few days god came back to check on her and she complained that the third breast was uncomfortable, so he said: 'ok we'll throw one away,this made eve happy. Over the next few months she wandered around seeing other animals strolling around in twos and said god i feel lonely i need a man. And god said no problem, tell me now where did i throw that useless tit?'