Jealousy!?

The other day, I had a young woman come over to my house. She wanted to learn how to cook a nice Romantic Dinner for her Hubby. This young woman has never cooked a dinner in her life. She just goes out to eat every night or throws something in the Microwave.

I asked her a few questions like:
What dose he like to eat? Her reply, "Anything and Everything!"
Is he alergic to any foods or oils? Her reply, "Nothing, has far as I know!"
I then asked her, What dose he like for Desert? Her reply, "ME!"
I said OK so desert is already taken care of.

I showed her how to make 2 different dinners, Chicken Alfratio and Cream Cheese Stuffed Steak. She went home and cooked a Cream Cheese Stuffed Steak and her Hubby asked her where and when did you learn how to cook a great meal like this? She told him, "Chef Forbes just 3 miles down the road and he is a great Teacher."

Well right away he got pist and demmanded to know if she slept with me! She said, "NO!" He called her a lien little tramp and punched her. Then he came over here and thought he was going to knock me around.

I was next-store at my neighbor's house helping her prosses Honey when I heard him yelling and beating on my door. I went home to see what his problem was and he asked where can I find Chef Forbes? I said your looking at him.

He demanded to know if me and his wife were haven a s*xual relationship behind his back! I laughed as I told him, "Now I have indeed heard everything!" He said, "What is that suppost to mean?" Your "Jealous" because I tot your wife how to cook a healthy romantic dinner for the one she loves. So, you got mad at her and Jealous that a 29 year old Chef was teaching your wife how to cook. She cooked the meal for you not me!

She wanted to show you how much she loves you so you got mad with Jealousy and punched her. Then you came here and what did you think you were going to do? Punch me! LOL! I don't think so.

If I were your wife and I went through finding a Chef to teach me how to cook a dinner for you, to show my love for you, just to get punched in the end! I would leave your azz! I said to him, "Have a nice night azz-hole!" I just left him standing there and went back to my neighbor's house to continue helping her Jar Honey.