WHY I REMAIN FREELY

one of the reasons that I'm single is that I hate a lot of jobs. Visiting the Ikea is bad, but when I hear the word 'chores', I hit acute, start sweating and get rid of red spots everywhere. Sure, I also sometimes have a lot of fun, because you do not always end up there, but if I can outsource it I will not fail. Enough handy harries in the Netherlands who want to do black work and are much more convenient than me. I am able when I change a light that the electricity elsewhere in the neighborhood fails is also a gift, but will not be thanked during, for example, a major international. Because that gift possessed my ex, she invented the dumbest jobs during or just before such a match. But to hire an electrician for a lamp is heavily exaggerated so I did it very quickly because the match started like that. I stood there juggling on a much too shaky kitchen story that had long since already had to be replaced, and when turning the lamp on and off, I got a current pulse through my body. Since my eega held the stairs, the effect was even more beautiful, like a sidemanal guide it to her and she walked around for a week with a trendy haircut ......Painting was not even something I stood out in. Painting a bedroom, a small room with new laminate, a nice beech color and then quickly freshen up the walls. Woman was shopping, gave her my debit card so that she did not circumnavigate annoyingly around me like a hornet for a horse's fig. I entered the room with full courage and began to paint enthusiastically. I will probably never find out how those painters do that without sputtering, but I got a blob of paint in my eye and my reaction was to rub it out. Never do it with a brush in your hands .. Tears popped in my eyes and with fright I stepped back in the bucket with paint, slipped from two meters into a corner with a trail that I now understand why mom said that morning: do you put down plastic treasure ....Garden jobs are not really my thing, lawn mowing was still possible, but after that hedge the hedge, you often see those beautiful hedges, beautiful greenery, true artworks our hedge was so abstract art

So that is one of the reasons that I outsource jobs and since now I do not have a wife and I stay nice and with the money I save by never going to do a big job at the local pub.