THE PERFECT DAY
The perfect day for a woman:08.15 To be awakened with cuddling and kissing.
08.30 weigh 2 kilograms less than yesterday.
08.45 Breakfast in bed with freshly squeezed orange juice, croissants, opening presents, eg expensive perfume selected by attentive partner.
09.15 Hot bath with caring oils.
10.00 Light workout in the fitness club with attractive, funny personal trainer
10.30 Face care, manicure, hair washing, nourishing creams in the hair letting in, fohnen.
12.00 Lunch with best friend in a cozy restaurant.
12.45 View the ex-wife or ex-girlfriend of the partner and determine that she has reached 7 kilograms.
13.00 Shopping with friends, without a credit limit.
15.00 Afternoon nap.
16.00 Three dozen roses are delivered with a card from a secret admirer.
16.15 Light workout in the fitness club with massage by a strong but friendly masseur, who says that he has rarely massaged such a perfect body.17.30 Fit clothes from an expensive haute-couture collection and keep a fashion show for the big mirror.
19.30 Candle-light dinner for two, followed by dancing, all accompanied by many compliments.
22.00 Hot shower (only).
22.50 To be worn in bed, freshly washed, ironed and made up.
23.00 Hugging.
23.15 Falling asleep in his strong arms.
The perfect day for a man:
06.00 The alarm goes.
06.15 bl** job.
06.30 Sitting on the toilet for a long time and satisfyingly, in which the sports section of the newspaper is read.
07.00 Breakfast: Bacon and eggs, coffee and toast, prepared and served by a naked female servant.
07.30 Limousine arrives.
07.45 A few glasses of whiskey on the way to the airport.
09.15 Flight in the private jet with naked flight attendants.
09.30 Limousine with driver to the golf club (bl** job on the way).
09.45 Golfing.
11.45 Lunch: Fast food, 3 beers, a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 bl** job.
12.30 Golfing.
14.15 Limousine back to the airport (with a few glasses of whiskey).
14.30 Flight to Monte Carlo. (to sleep)
15.30 Afternoon fishing, accompanied by naked ladies.
17.00 Flight home, overall body massage by Sabine Hagedooren.
18.45 Reading Playboy on the toilet, showering, shaving.
19.00 The news: Michael Jackson murdered, porn photos found of Veronique De c*ck, legalized marijuana and hardcore porn.
19.30 Dinner: Lobster as a starter, Dom Perignon (1953), large juicy filet steak, followed by ice cream served on bare breasts.
21.00 While enjoying Napoleon Cognac and a Cohuna cigar watching sports on a wide-screen TV, Belgium wins 11-0 in the Netherlands.
21.30 Sex with three women (all three with lesbian tendencies).
23.00 Massage and whirlpool, tasty fries from the frietkot with a cold beer.
23.30 Good night blow-job.23.45 Only lie in bed and view photos
23.50 A 12-second fart that changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
