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Mar 3, 2009 6:27 AM CST Why I fired my Secretary
Karma3
Karma3Karma3Somewhere, Tamil Nadu India121 Threads 826 Posts
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out,she barely said good morning,let alone' Happy Birthday.'

I thought...Well,that's marriage for you, but the kids....
They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,my secretary Jane said,'Good Morning Boss, and by the way 'Happy Birthday'! It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'
She said,'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'

And I just sat there...............................................
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On the couch......................................................
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NAKED!!!!!!
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Mar 3, 2009 6:30 AM CST Why I fired my Secretary
tina_olson
tina_olsontina_olsonWestby, Wisconsin USA1 Threads 885 Posts
Oh my god, that is a good one!! Thanks for the morning laugh..lol!!
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Mar 3, 2009 6:33 AM CST Why I fired my Secretary
Karma3
Karma3Karma3Somewhere, Tamil Nadu India121 Threads 826 Posts
tina_olson: Oh my god, that is a good one!! Thanks for the morning laugh..lol!!

Welcome Tina! Nothing like a laugh to start the day eh???wave
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Mar 3, 2009 6:41 AM CST Why I fired my Secretary
pointhunter
pointhunterpointhunterbutler, Alabama USA7 Threads 189 Posts
very good
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Mar 3, 2009 6:53 AM CST Why I fired my Secretary
buzzy
buzzybuzzybiddeford, Maine USA40 Threads 1 Polls 2,440 Posts
Nothing like a birthday to show who a cheater is. Why fire the secretary? She just helped your wife out! lol
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Mar 3, 2009 7:27 AM CST Why I fired my Secretary
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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