Just came across this on my sisters myspace. Made me smile! "A man who is not afraid of the sea will soon be drowned...for he will go out on a day he shouldn't. But we do be afraid of the sea, and we only be drownded now and again." - John Millington Synge, in his book "The Aran Islands," 1907
Parents' Prayer O to be half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and to be only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am (Rebecca Richards)
"God? Oh yeah, there's the fella. I mean what's he playing at? He can take John Lennon, he can take those 3 lads down at Ainsley pit, he's even thinking of taking my old man and Margaret bloody Thatcher lives? I mean what's he sodding well playing at eh?"
This is paraphrased to the best of my recollection so might not be 100% verbatim. It comes from the Family Guy episode 'when you wish upon a weinstein'.
"You're Jewish, you're good at numbers, I'm Irish, I drink, fight, and stop gay people marching in my parades!" Peter Griffin.
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