If i were on ebay how much would you be willing to pay to own me? (52)
If only it were that easy 
don't forget the cream
don't forget the cream
pity you can't spell gateaux , 
jeg569: pity you can't spell gateaux ,
and that coming from a jock.
Sounds fantastic - you know the way to a womans heart or to her waist anyway
Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte, hows that then.
cinders2009: Sounds fantastic - you know the way to a womans heart or to her waist anyway
both
I have never met a woman that doesnt like Black forest gateau ((x) for the jocks) the only problem is the calories.
cinders2009: Do I dare ask you to translate
Black Forest cherry gateau
hic hic
cinders2009: Sounds as if you should be marketing it could make a fortune to bid for poor dean12, bless him an increase from pennies, bobs to pounds
Thank you for your company tonight. Shall wish Dean12 luck with ebay,could have done with knowing whether carriage would be free or only available for collection. A long way for you to have to collect Off to bed now so will wish you a very good night. Sweet dreams, I shall be dreaming of all that chocolate and cream
Off to bed now so will wish you a very good night. Sweet dreams, I shall be dreaming of all that chocolate and cream 
Phoenix: How much for me.....
A shilling (If ya lucky!!)
LOL
jojo69: A shilling (If ya lucky!!)
LOL
LOL
Cheap at half the price....
goodfriend: Can you cook,clean,iron,massage,food shop and bake fab chocolate cakes,if so then i would make a decent bid for you as long as you didnt watch soaps on tv..you sure would be worth a lot if you could do all that..(ha ha)
Cooking, cleaning, ironing, giving massages, doing the food shopping and baking fab chocolate cakes are all easy and straight-forward things to do for any capable man or woman.
Maybe the tricky part is doing them reliably and without getting stressed whilst fitting in all the other things that you want to do in life...
lint874: Cooking, cleaning, ironing, giving massages, doing the food shopping and baking fab chocolate cakes are all easy and straight-forward things to do for any capable man or woman.
Maybe the tricky part is doing them reliably and without getting stressed whilst fitting in all the other things that you want to do in life...
Maybe the tricky part is doing them reliably and without getting stressed whilst fitting in all the other things that you want to do in life...
Dear Lint874
It seems that i am not capable.
Goodfriend, which ones do you find difficult?[
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Dare i say them all lint874 but i make up for it with my painting skills..
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Dare i say them all lint874 but i make up for it with my painting skills..
In response to: Say i was up for auction on ebay,how much would you think i was worth and how much would you be willing to bid for me?..
last call for Black Forest Gateau, then its all gone.
gussi: last call for Black Forest Gateau, then its all gone.
Gussi,I would settle for a plain sponge cake with chocolate icing on top.
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fair crack.
here shove yer plate across.