tainogirlOPTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago3,777 posts
Lets say you were the UN representative for your country at a UN Meeting to discuss this topic:
Some country(lets say Greece)controlled the last few reserves of fresh water how would you argue for your country to get their share? If your arguments failed how would your country deal with the problem to get your hands on some of that water.
Please be as humorous as possible. Just make sure to state which country you are representing.
rodolpho: we would have to purify our piss if they dont negociate
we are already drinking our own piss here and have been for quite some while... So out of our tap, we get what was piss and alot of chorine, I find it funny too... They last house I lived at the water had the ph of 7.2 yeah that's real safe.. but if a public swimming pool has i think it's like 4.2 ph or above it is unsafe to swim in..... I type this message so fast because I have hands with seven fingers and two thumbs on them..
Conrad73: We would be DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Don't worry Conrad I'll give you some of the water we take, I'll just let California go without...that way we can still have the civilized people with us... <--- it's only water...
Tater: Don't worry Conrad I'll give you some of the water we take, I'll just let California go without...that way we can still have the civilized people with us... <--- it's only water...
tainogirlOPTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago3,777 posts
rodolpho: we would have to purify our piss if they dont negociate
PISS? You expect us to drink our piss? We didn't all grow up on islands with lovely beaches, rivers and streams just so we could be drinking piss. What are we supposed to tell our tourist's,
"Oh here sir have a lovely glass of piss with your orange juice"
That might be fine for your country but I say we liberate those reserves!(Bangs hand on table for emphasis).
tainogirl: Lets say you were the UN representative for your country at a UN Meeting to discuss this topic:
Some country(lets say Greece)controlled the last few reserves of fresh water how would you argue for your country to get their share? If your arguments failed how would your country deal with the problem to get your hands on some of that water.
Please be as humorous as possible. Just make sure to state which country you are representing.
After the negotiations have failed, I'd get my embassy to contact all our expats around the world, get them to turn on and point all their hairdryers into the sky and blow some clouds back our way ..... Ta Raaaaaa sorted
tainogirl: PISS? You expect us to drink our piss? We didn't all grow up on islands with lovely beaches, rivers and streams just so we could be drinking piss. What are we supposed to tell our tourist's,
"Oh here sir have a lovely glass of piss with your orange juice"
That might be fine for your country but I say we liberate those reserves!(Bangs hand on table for emphasis).
Do you have any water treatment plants, there where you live... if so that is what you are drinking, and all the salt water around your islands isn't going to do anything for your thirst..
tainogirlOPTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago3,777 posts
Tater: Do you have any water treatment plants, there where you live... if so that is what you are drinking, and all the salt water around your islands isn't going to do anything for your thirst..
Details, details. And that SALT WATER as you call it, is what keeps many of our econimies going so we can AFFORD the money to buy the water from Greece in the first place.
tainogirl: Lets say you were the UN representative for your country at a UN Meeting to discuss this topic:
Some country(lets say Greece)controlled the last few reserves of fresh water how would you argue for your country to get their share? If your arguments failed how would your country deal with the problem to get your hands on some of that water.
Please be as humorous as possible. Just make sure to state which country you are representing.
We have good soil, and lots of it. Rich with nutrients. Trade your water and we will grow food for you.
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Some country(lets say Greece)controlled the last few reserves of fresh water how would you argue for your country to get their share? If your arguments failed how would your country deal with the problem to get your hands on some of that water.
Please be as humorous as possible. Just make sure to state which country you are representing.