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May 2, 2009 2:03 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
tainogirl
tainogirltainogirlTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago215 Threads 2 Polls 3,777 Posts
Lets say you were the UN representative for your country at a UN Meeting to discuss this topic:

Some country(lets say Greece)controlled the last few reserves of fresh water how would you argue for your country to get their share? If your arguments failed how would your country deal with the problem to get your hands on some of that water.

Please be as humorous as possible. Just make sure to state which country you are representing.
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May 2, 2009 2:15 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
we would have to purify our pissdunno
if they dont negociatelaugh
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May 2, 2009 2:20 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
rodolpho: we would have to purify our piss
if they dont negociate
we are already drinking our own piss here and have been for quite some while...barf So out of our tap, we get what was piss and alot of chorine, I find it funny too... They last house I lived at the water had the ph of 7.2 yeah that's real safe..doh but if a public swimming pool has i think it's like 4.2 ph or above it is unsafe to swim in.....dunno confused I type this message so fast because I have hands with seven fingers and two thumbs on them..laugh
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May 2, 2009 2:24 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
We would be DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!help devil uh oh
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May 2, 2009 2:31 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
Conrad73: We would be DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!


Don't worry Conrad I'll give you some of the water we take, I'll just let California go without...that way we can still have the civilized people with us...cheers <--- it's only water...
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May 2, 2009 2:33 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
Tater: Don't worry Conrad I'll give you some of the water we take, I'll just let California go without...that way we can still have the civilized people with us... <--- it's only water...
Come to think of it,we have plenty water here.laugh wave
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May 2, 2009 2:34 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
tainogirl
tainogirltainogirlTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago215 Threads 2 Polls 3,777 Posts
rodolpho: we would have to purify our piss
if they dont negociate


PISS? You expect us to drink our piss? snooty We didn't all grow up on islands with lovely beaches, rivers and streams just so we could be drinking piss.mumbling What are we supposed to tell our tourist's,

"Oh here sir have a lovely glass of piss with your orange juice"

That might be fine for your country but I say we liberate those reserves!(Bangs hand on table for emphasis).
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May 2, 2009 2:35 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
tainogirl: Lets say you were the UN representative for your country at a UN Meeting to discuss this topic:

Some country(lets say Greece)controlled the last few reserves of fresh water how would you argue for your country to get their share? If your arguments failed how would your country deal with the problem to get your hands on some of that water.

Please be as humorous as possible. Just make sure to state which country you are representing.


wave After the negotiations have failed, I'd get my embassy to contact all our expats around the world, get them to turn on and point all their hairdryers into the sky and blow some clouds back our way ..... Ta Raaaaaa cheering sorted thumbs up
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May 2, 2009 2:37 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
cheering thumbs up good to see you back Rod. grin
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May 2, 2009 2:37 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
tainogirl: PISS? You expect us to drink our piss? We didn't all grow up on islands with lovely beaches, rivers and streams just so we could be drinking piss. What are we supposed to tell our tourist's,

"Oh here sir have a lovely glass of piss with your orange juice"

That might be fine for your country but I say we liberate those reserves!(Bangs hand on table for emphasis).


Do you have any water treatment plants, there where you live... if so that is what you are drinking, and all the salt water around your islands isn't going to do anything for your thirst..cheers
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May 2, 2009 2:44 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
tainogirl
tainogirltainogirlTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago215 Threads 2 Polls 3,777 Posts
Tater: Do you have any water treatment plants, there where you live... if so that is what you are drinking, and all the salt water around your islands isn't going to do anything for your thirst..


Details, details.snooty And that SALT WATER as you call it, is what keeps many of our econimies going so we can AFFORD the money to buy the water from Greece in the first place.wine
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May 2, 2009 2:47 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
well in las vegas they already purify 90% of their water outta pissdunno
thats what i heardlaugh
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May 2, 2009 2:55 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
No matter how hard I try, I just cant imagine England needing extra water - its really beyond the reach of my imagination laugh grin
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May 2, 2009 2:56 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
I would be a contactor for dikeslaugh
to grease the greece.confused rolling on the floor laughing
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May 2, 2009 3:27 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
if CS were the UN, everyone would be thrown off the face of the earth...
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May 2, 2009 3:44 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
ladyfingers: if CS were the UN, everyone would be thrown off the face of the earth...

you mean we would all get dumped???laugh
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May 2, 2009 4:01 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
tainogirl
tainogirltainogirlTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago215 Threads 2 Polls 3,777 Posts
rodolpho: i love nubian rub downs
i wish a was a greek god


Don't worry after the rub down you'll feel like a god. Now all you have to do is just give us a portion of your water.devil
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May 2, 2009 4:21 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
tainogirl: Lets say you were the UN representative for your country at a UN Meeting to discuss this topic:

Some country(lets say Greece)controlled the last few reserves of fresh water how would you argue for your country to get their share? If your arguments failed how would your country deal with the problem to get your hands on some of that water.

Please be as humorous as possible. Just make sure to state which country you are representing.


We have good soil, and lots of it. Rich with nutrients. Trade your water and we will grow food for you.
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May 2, 2009 4:22 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
tainogirl: Don't worry after the rub down you'll feel like a god. Now all you have to do is just give us a portion of your water.

I bring water and earth to you my nubian goddesstonguebowing
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May 2, 2009 4:37 PM CST IF CS WAS THE UN
tainogirl
tainogirltainogirlTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago215 Threads 2 Polls 3,777 Posts
rodolpho: I bring water and earth to you my nubian goddess


Good, good. Just load the bottles onto our plane there and we'll be off.wave
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