Bad days ( Archived) (14)

May 19, 2009 9:47 PM CST Bad days
ljay66
ljay66ljay66Port Moresby,, National Capital Papua New Guinea16 Threads 4 Polls 14 Posts
Depressed since he could not find a job, 42-year-old Romolo Ribolla sat in his kitchen near Pisa, Italy, with a gun in his hand threatening to kill himself in 1981. His wife pleaded for him not
to do it, and after about an hour he burst into tears and threw the gun to the floor. It went off and killed his wife. In 1983, a Mrs. Carson of Lake Kushaqua, N.Y., was laid out in her coffin, presumed dead of heart disease. As mourners watched, she suddenly sat up. Her daughter dropped dead of fright. A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death.

LJay66
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May 19, 2009 9:50 PM CST Bad days
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
Ugh.....I don't see your point... and what's with all the depressing threads.....dunno
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May 19, 2009 9:56 PM CST Bad days
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
ljay66: Depressed since he could not find a job, 42-year-old Romolo Ribolla sat in his kitchen near Pisa, Italy, with a gun in his hand threatening to kill himself in 1981. His wife pleaded for him not
to do it, and after about an hour he burst into tears and threw the gun to the floor. It went off and killed his wife. In 1983, a Mrs. Carson of Lake Kushaqua, N.Y., was laid out in her coffin, presumed dead of heart disease. As mourners watched, she suddenly sat up. Her daughter dropped dead of fright. A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death.

LJay66


Where's the punch line?dunno
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May 19, 2009 9:58 PM CST Bad days
YewEye
YewEyeYewEyeRacine, Wisconsin USA1 Threads 388 Posts
ladyfingers: Where's the punch line?


Did someone say "punch"? Oooo. Now I'm thirsty.cheers laugh
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May 19, 2009 9:59 PM CST Bad days
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
YewEye: Did someone say "punch"? Oooo. Now I'm thirsty.
oi il have sume of that puch as well grin
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May 19, 2009 10:00 PM CST Bad days
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
sasseez: oi il have sume of that puch as well
laugh well il try again in english this time

oi il will have some of that punch as well grin
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May 19, 2009 10:01 PM CST Bad days
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
buddies drink pouring drink pouring drink pouring beverage delivery waiter drink pouring buddies dancing boogie punch for everyone...laugh enjoy
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May 19, 2009 10:04 PM CST Bad days
santarosaPaul
santarosaPaulsantarosaPaulSanta Rosa, CA, California USA173 Posts
The punch line is... "What is and what should never be".
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May 19, 2009 10:17 PM CST Bad days
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
uh oh
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Jun 2, 2009 9:40 PM CST Bad days
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
ljay66: Depressed since he could not find a job, 42-year-old Romolo Ribolla sat in his kitchen near Pisa, Italy, with a gun in his hand threatening to kill himself in 1981. His wife pleaded for him not
to do it, and after about an hour he burst into tears and threw the gun to the floor. It went off and killed his wife. In 1983, a Mrs. Carson of Lake Kushaqua, N.Y., was laid out in her coffin, presumed dead of heart disease. As mourners watched, she suddenly sat up. Her daughter dropped dead of fright. A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death.

LJay66



Well the points may have been better expressed if the OP had used the words:
If you think you are having a (BAD DAY)

Here is one RL current and close enough.A co workers friend.
Age 62 Got his arm amputated.Lost it to Cancer.He is alive though.
His son age 36 died of a heart attack.True story.They think drugs may have been invovlved.Regardless though.Death occurred.

Moral:Never know when,or where your time here will expire.



Okay.Everybody get naked and run around the room waving scissors.

laugh
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Jun 2, 2009 9:51 PM CST Bad days
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
I think this is the point:



laugh
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Jun 2, 2009 9:54 PM CST Bad days
virgiomonkey
virgiomonkeyvirgiomonkeyAuckland, New Zealand4,241 Posts
Okay.Everybody get naked and run around the room waving scissors.

laugh

.....Okay.!!!...Hang on a minute..??..Whats that going to achieve...???....confused

J.D cheers grin
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Jun 2, 2009 9:58 PM CST Bad days
virgiomonkey: Okay.Everybody get naked and run around the room waving scissors.

laugh

.....Okay.!!!...Hang on a minute..??..Whats that going to achieve...???....

J.D
if you fall on the scissors you won't have blood on your clothesconfused
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Jun 2, 2009 10:00 PM CST Bad days
virgiomonkey
virgiomonkeyvirgiomonkeyAuckland, New Zealand4,241 Posts
caspatch: if you fall on the scissors you won't have blood on your clothes


...............rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up thumbs up



J.D
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