INSANE ASYLIM ( Archived) (1,282)

They're coming to take us away, they're coming to take us away....too the funny farm! Where life is happy and gay, where life is happy and gay...at the funny farm!

Paranoia will destroy ya, lol. I just got back from my meeting. Ain't nothing like telling another nut who has 12 more years than you to keep coming back and them telling you thanks, lol. I talked to Bill, a good friend who was needing a tutor for algebra that he is taking. I was explaining a little algebra to him and he said oh so you know algebra? I said I flunked algebra but I will try to help and maybe together we can figure it out or we might can find some one who knows something about algebra. He told me where he lives and I plan on visiting him later. It is great to meet new friends. Hey, I got a joke. There is this guy in the insane asylum and he is listening to others tell what they plan to do when they get out of the insane asylum. One says he plans to be a doctor since he has been around a lot of patients. One lady says she plans to be a horticulturist because she has been around a lot of blooming idiots. They ask him why he keeps m**turbating with this large nut and he says I am nucking futs. I ain't ever getting out of here, lol.

Roy Roy Roy ur so funny man

Thanks, Laurie. I hope your birthday is going well. I hope you get to enjoy it. Anyways, so the guys with the nut, lol, is looking outside the window and sees this normal person changing a tire on his car. The guy with tire problem loses four nuts and only has one left. He wonders what to do so the insane guy take a break, lol. He goes up to the guy with the tire problem and says hey buddy take the one and two off the other side and put it on like that. The normal guy is amazed and says you are really smart but the insane guy says hey I know all about nuts, lol. I might be insane but I ain't stupid, lol.

my birthday is going insanly well roy

Here I am in the Asylum (notice the spelling) because I am unclean and I guess that means I need to take a very long shower.

And then I think I will go to the woods and become a hermit! :)

I used to want to be a hermit when I was younger. I still love the woods. I wouldn't trade one square foot of country for a whole acre of the city. Let them keep all that concrete and pavement, lol. I love trees and the freedom to go take a piss out my back yard. I love letting my dog roam free instead of being on some chain. I love the freedom, the beauty of nature and not having to lock my doors.

birthday? i missed that ! hey girl , i celebrate your birth and wish you fine health and strong children and success in your endeavours, internally and externally

peace girlfriend, salut!




and now lets be crazy

:o)

My rubber ball fell in your lap while we was playing jacks, Alex. Is it ok if I fetch it, lol?

OH ROY!






lmao!!................ear!


shakes out her skirt, oh oh oh oh oh !