Wacko jokes (97)

Jun 26, 2009 11:44 AM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate an eight year old wiener.

In honor of Michael Jackson, pennys is having a half off sale for little boy's pants.

In honor of Micheal Jackson, Children will wear their pants at Half Mass Today.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett?
A: About 3 hours.
Jun 26, 2009 12:12 PM CST Wacko jokes
LusciousLibra
LusciousLibraLusciousLibraTramore, Waterford Ireland28 Threads 2 Polls 1,870 Posts
This one is really bad, I got it by test this morning:

Due to the untimely death of Michael Jackson, the following dates have been cancelled:- David age7, Bill age9, John age10 and Max age 12.




And theres more:

Reports that Michael Jackson suffered a heart attack i the ambulance are Incorrect, he was in the childrend ward having a stroke.






sigh I'm sorry... they're really bad doh
Jun 26, 2009 12:17 PM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
LusciousLibra: This one is really bad, I got it by test this morning:

Due to the untimely death of Michael Jackson, the following dates have been cancelled:- David age7, Bill age9, John age10 and Max age 12.

And theres more:

Reports that Michael Jackson suffered a heart attack i the ambulance are Incorrect, he was in the childrend ward having a stroke.
I'm sorry... they're really bad


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Jun 26, 2009 1:07 PM CST Wacko jokes
Crystal29
Crystal29Crystal29Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK35 Threads 8,448 Posts
barf
Jun 26, 2009 1:16 PM CST Wacko jokes
jayodub
jayodubjayodubdublin, Dublin Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 131 Posts
micheal jacksons doctors cant explain his suddan death,but could only blame it on the boogielaugh
Jun 26, 2009 1:19 PM CST Wacko jokes
readyornot0
readyornot0readyornot0stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland49 Threads 3 Polls 1,242 Posts
I agree he was never convicted , not right maybe and strange but just him I hope he rests in peace
Jun 26, 2009 1:21 PM CST Wacko jokes
Both these people are gone to their rest and should be left so.Would we like this kind of thing being around about someone belonging to ourselves???.But then its easy amuse some people.In my opinion barf
Jun 26, 2009 1:22 PM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
Crollydoll11: Both these people are gone to their rest and should be left so.Would we like this kind of thing being around about someone belonging to ourselves???.But then its easy amuse some people.In my opinion


Ah lighten up ya grumprolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 26, 2009 1:24 PM CST Wacko jokes
chuckles25
chuckles25chuckles25Dublin, Ireland73 Threads 3 Polls 5,479 Posts
Bellysgonnagetya: Ah lighten up ya grump
thumbs up well said,
Jun 26, 2009 1:29 PM CST Wacko jokes
maryb
marybmarybDrogheda, Louth Ireland3 Threads 34 Posts
barf
Jun 26, 2009 1:29 PM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
jayodub: micheal jacksons doctors cant explain his suddan death,but could only blame it on the boogie


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 26, 2009 1:30 PM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
you wanna go to the doctor with that ur vomiting everywhere
Jun 26, 2009 1:49 PM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
readyornot0: I agree he was never convicted , not right maybe and strange but just him I hope he rests in peace


He was never convicted cause he paid the child 5 million dollars to shut him upprofessor
Jun 26, 2009 2:05 PM CST Wacko jokes
corkguy3
corkguy3corkguy3cork, Cork Ireland56 Threads 797 Posts
according to michael jacksons will he wants to be melted down and turned into a play station so the kids can continue to play with him.

the medics called to the scene said this was the stiffest they have seen him since the weekend macauly culken stayed over.

the police believe his death was caused by him tripping over a pram but they can not be 100% certain so they are advising not to blame it on the buggy
Jun 26, 2009 2:09 PM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
corkguy3: according to michael jacksons will he wants to be melted down and turned into a play station so the kids can continue to play with him.

the medics called to the scene said this was the stiffest they have seen him since the weekend macauly culken stayed over.

the police believe his death was caused by him tripping over a pram but they can not be 100% certain so they are advising not to blame it on the buggy


Now thats the spiritrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 26, 2009 2:33 PM CST Wacko jokes
Dodge
DodgeDodgeCork City, Cork Ireland18 Threads 57 Posts
Okay I thought the guy was a bit of a space cadet, but his heart was in the right place...unlike gary "the face of evil" glitter!!

I'm not going to be a stick in the mud here, but making light of someones death is a bit much, i even realised that last night...i have an awful conscience about these things...amid the song related death jokes with my friends...i suddenly reminded myself he has kids and it must have been awful for them to lose a dad!! professor

I'm sure if he were still alive he would appreciate the song related jokes alright!! rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 26, 2009 4:09 PM CST Wacko jokes
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
What do Man Utd have that Michael Jackson hasnt?


Giggs in August.
Jun 26, 2009 4:12 PM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
vonney: What do Man Utd have that Michael Jackson hasnt?Giggs in August.


My godwow
I though u would be grossly offended by this threadlaugh
Fair play to yahandshake
Jun 26, 2009 4:20 PM CST Wacko jokes
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
Bellysgonnagetya: My god
I though u would be grossly offended by this thread
Fair play to ya


No hun, what I am ofended by are ppl acting like the man was a saint.


And I told you I had asense of humour.
Jun 26, 2009 4:30 PM CST Wacko jokes
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
Jacko was a very funny man watch

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