You want to order WHAT ?!?!? (10)
Damn ! I posted this twice. How do I delete this one ? 
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JimNastics: A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. After a while, a particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir ?"
He scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then looks at the menu and answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What menu item would you like, sir ?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK !" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, that egg dish is pronounced keesh (quiche)."
He scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then looks at the menu and answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What menu item would you like, sir ?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK !" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, that egg dish is pronounced keesh (quiche)."
poor guy ------ This thread is Archived ------
whaaat: poor guy
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Those darn language barriers.
I have to say, I feel cheated, there's no picture in your thread.
I have to say, I feel cheated, there's no picture in your thread.
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kidatheart: Those darn language barriers. I have to say, I feel cheated, there's no picture in your thread.
You too, Kid? LOL.....................
Jim spoiled us, didn't he?------ This thread is Archived ------
Real men don't eat quiche..... But ladies are a different story.
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he probably deserves that smack. ------ This thread is Archived ------
Laura25: You too, Kid? LOL.....................
Jim spoiled us, didn't he?
Jim spoiled us, didn't he?
Yup, spoiled rotten
Always entertaining to see Jim's threads, even if they're not politically correct...or maybe especially so.
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Hey ! The pictures are in the picture threads. 
This one is for jokes & humor.
This one is for jokes & humor.
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He scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then looks at the menu and answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What menu item would you like, sir ?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK !" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, that egg dish is pronounced keesh (quiche)."