Story of the Purple Paper. (4)
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faux_punk: This kid about 6-7 years old got a homework assignment from school where he needed purple construction paper. He told his mom and she slapped him then sent him to his room without dinner. On his way to his room he told his dad that his mom just slapped him because he needed the purple paper for school and he punched him in the face and grounded him for the next 7 years. Shrugging it off he went to his room and passed out.
The next day he was waiting for the bus and asked the little boy next to him if he got the purple paper for school. The little boy began to beat the living hell out of him. The bus showed up and he took his seat next to a little girl. He asked her if she got the purple paper for the project and began to freak out, kicking, screaming, and clawing at him. Eventually she hopped over the seat to get away.
Confused he went to his teacher once he got to school and told her that he couldn't get the purple paper.. She slapped him and sent him to his desk. The little boy next to him asked why the teacher hit him and he said that it was because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The little boy took his text book and smashed it across his face. The teacher came running to the back of the room to break up the fight and asked what happened. The little boy told her that the other kid hit him with the text book because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The teacher slapped him again and sent him to the principals office.
The principal asked the all famous question "why are you here". The little boy told him that he keeps getting hit because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The principal then grabed the little boy and slamed his head 3 hard times into the desk and told him he was expelled. While Walking home he came across this little old lady, had to be in her late 90's. She saw that he was bruised and bloody and crying and asked "whats wrong little boy". He told her inbetween crying breathes "everyone...keeps...beating me up... because... I coudln't get... the purple paper for schooool". The old lady freaked out and started hitting him with her walker. She dropped the walker and fell over grabbing his shirt and kept hitting him. The little boy lost it shook the old lady off and went running across the street where he got hit by a car.
And the moral of the story is... look both ways before you cross the street.
wtfThe next day he was waiting for the bus and asked the little boy next to him if he got the purple paper for school. The little boy began to beat the living hell out of him. The bus showed up and he took his seat next to a little girl. He asked her if she got the purple paper for the project and began to freak out, kicking, screaming, and clawing at him. Eventually she hopped over the seat to get away.
Confused he went to his teacher once he got to school and told her that he couldn't get the purple paper.. She slapped him and sent him to his desk. The little boy next to him asked why the teacher hit him and he said that it was because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The little boy took his text book and smashed it across his face. The teacher came running to the back of the room to break up the fight and asked what happened. The little boy told her that the other kid hit him with the text book because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The teacher slapped him again and sent him to the principals office.
The principal asked the all famous question "why are you here". The little boy told him that he keeps getting hit because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The principal then grabed the little boy and slamed his head 3 hard times into the desk and told him he was expelled. While Walking home he came across this little old lady, had to be in her late 90's. She saw that he was bruised and bloody and crying and asked "whats wrong little boy". He told her inbetween crying breathes "everyone...keeps...beating me up... because... I coudln't get... the purple paper for schooool". The old lady freaked out and started hitting him with her walker. She dropped the walker and fell over grabbing his shirt and kept hitting him. The little boy lost it shook the old lady off and went running across the street where he got hit by a car.
And the moral of the story is... look both ways before you cross the street.
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The next day he was waiting for the bus and asked the little boy next to him if he got the purple paper for school. The little boy began to beat the living hell out of him. The bus showed up and he took his seat next to a little girl. He asked her if she got the purple paper for the project and began to freak out, kicking, screaming, and clawing at him. Eventually she hopped over the seat to get away.
Confused he went to his teacher once he got to school and told her that he couldn't get the purple paper.. She slapped him and sent him to his desk. The little boy next to him asked why the teacher hit him and he said that it was because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The little boy took his text book and smashed it across his face. The teacher came running to the back of the room to break up the fight and asked what happened. The little boy told her that the other kid hit him with the text book because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The teacher slapped him again and sent him to the principals office.
The principal asked the all famous question "why are you here". The little boy told him that he keeps getting hit because he couldn't get the purple paper for the project. The principal then grabed the little boy and slamed his head 3 hard times into the desk and told him he was expelled. While Walking home he came across this little old lady, had to be in her late 90's. She saw that he was bruised and bloody and crying and asked "whats wrong little boy". He told her inbetween crying breathes "everyone...keeps...beating me up... because... I coudln't get... the purple paper for schooool". The old lady freaked out and started hitting him with her walker. She dropped the walker and fell over grabbing his shirt and kept hitting him. The little boy lost it shook the old lady off and went running across the street where he got hit by a car.
And the moral of the story is... look both ways before you cross the street.