OI SARKO....... (39)

Long SHORT Haired Country Boy
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People say I'm no-good,
And crazy as a loon.
I get stoned in the morning,
I get drunk in the afternoon.
Kinda like my old blue tick hound,
I like to lay around in the shade,
An', I ain't got no money,
But I damn sure got it made.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long, SHORT-haired country boy alone.

Preacher man talkin' on the TV,
He's a-puttin' down the rock 'n' roll.
He wants me to send a donation,'Cos he's worried about my soul.
He said: "Jesus walked on the water,"And I know that is true,
But sometimes I think that preacher man,
Would like to do a little walkin', too.

But I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
You don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this longSHORT-haired country boy alone.

Instrumental Break.

A poor girl wants to marry, And a rich girl wants to flirt.
A rich man goes to college,And a poor man goes to work.
A drunkard wants another drink of wine,And a politician wants a vote.
I don't want much of nothin' at all,But I will take another toke.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-SHORT haired country boy alone.

Sarko another thing...you are talking about bringing in reforms like Maggie did in the UK around 1979....DO me a favour and start in the schools because the number of dickheads here in France is beyond a joke..I've been living here for the best part of 15yrs and I can easily count the number of intelligent french people with one hand..;

Get a move on or move out...

Sarko here's another thing i can't get my head around about the french....

They complain they haven't any spare cash to piss against the wall with...So you come up with the bright idea of opening stores on Sundays..well not everyone can shop during the week....work commitememnts etc...but what do the french say..Wot work on Sunday..bad idea..dear french folk you can't have it both ways..if you want extra cash in your sky rocket then get off your lazy butts and work...

Can someone explain to me this 35 hour a week thingy...if you want more money then you gotta do more than 35 hrs a week..

Another thing I thought fire men where meant to put out fires not start them as they did in the south of sarko land..Thats right folks some of the fires that raged across the south of france where started by fire men complaining about how little they got paid..and to put the icing on the cake they weren't even real full time fire men but voluntary ones..voluntary means (in my books)..;you do it for free...

And....whats all this with farmers going into shops and destroying food on the shelves...I mean the back handers they (farmers) get from Europe..there's no need for destroying good food; There are enough people in the world with out anything to eat and all you lot want to do is smash it up..

One last thing whats this nonsense about a few pissed off employees holding Renault to ransom..;So they are getting paid off..there's a credit crunch....;And what did the french workers do ..blackmail the bosses by saying if they don't get what they want, they are going to blow up the factory tomorrow...Why not send in the Army, swat, GIGN or some special ops force to kick their stupid asses and haul them in front of a court and lock them up for being twats....

You should come back to Ireland where everything is perfect!

O grand SARKO gerand pretre des Rolex

que ta santé soit immuable au cours de ton mandat

Je vais immoler un veau en or hein !!!!

But if you wouldn’t like it there either… then we’ve got few more planets in Solar system

And another thing whats with this law 'Hadopi'....Banning people form the net because they download some music....

It aint going to work...lets face it, I can sit in the middle of Paris with a laptop and with the aid of WIFI down load what i want....and who's going to know..It's not rockect sciencs...with a tweak here and there..push a few buttons and hey presto I've a new Mac addy..

What if a muckers called round to see me and said 'Phoenix my man...thats some graet rockin' sounds you have there...'and I slap them on to a blank CD and give it to him...where's the difference between me swapping some of the music I bought with my hard earned cash and doing it online...maybe he (my mucker) lives many many miles away and we can't see each other for a pint...there is no harm done...

"San Quentin re titled"

La France'


La France, you've been livin' hell to me
You've hosted me since nineteen ninety four
I've seen 'em come and go and I've seen them die
And long ago I stopped askin' why

La France I hate every inch of you.
You've cut me and have scarred me thru an' thru.
And I'll walk out a wiser weaker man
Sarko why can't you understand.

La France, what good do you think you do?
Do you think I'll be different when you're through?
You bent my heart and mind and you warped my soul,
And your stone walls turn my blood a little cold.

Sarko, may you rot and burn in hell.
May your Elysée Palace fall and may I live to tell.
May all the world forget you ever stood.
And may all the world regret you did no good.

La France, I hate every inch off you.