How in the world will I find Anything? (14)
Galactic_bodhi: Okay. Joli has left on the train today after spending the summer here with me. I'm bummed about that for myriad and indescribable reasons....
Anyway, does anybody have thoughts on this? I might have to marry the girl, I can't seem to find my keys.
Anyway, does anybody have thoughts on this? I might have to marry the girl, I can't seem to find my keys.
Just don't lose that ring
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Grandepensees: Just don't lose that ring
I'm serious. I can't find my keys. Can they turn the train around?
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Galactic_bodhi: I'm serious. I can't find my keys. Can they turn the train around?
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Sounds like she left with her task "accomplished".......
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hopefloats: Sounds like she left with her task "accomplished".......
Another member of the conspiracy.
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Galactic_bodhi: Another member of the conspiracy.
Indeed!
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According to my calculations, she's somewhere in Montana right now.
I wonder if my keys are in Montana?
I wonder if my keys are in Montana?
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Ginko biloba is good for memory .
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scorpiochi: Ginko biloba is good for memory .
I hear oysters are good for things too.
As long as I have oysters, I don't need ginko.
A happy woman is a happy man who knows where his stuff is, or at least can ask.
I wonder if she can perform this magic that she does over the phone? It's time to go to work, and I'm still bare-foot. Now I can't find my shoes.
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Just admit that you're already having "Joli withdrawals" GB.....
Her return will not come soon enough!
Her return will not come soon enough!
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hopefloats: Just admit that you're already having "Joli withdrawals" GB.....
Her return will not come soon enough!
Her return will not come soon enough!
This goes a bit beyond withdrawals. I have, however, promised not to get into any trouble while she's not here to supervise.
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Galactic_bodhi: This goes a bit beyond withdrawals. I have, however, promised not to get into any trouble while she's not here to supervise.
What do crack-heads do when crack goes home?
Nothing good, I'll tell you that.
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On a more serious note. I probably will have to marry her. Not only do I love her (and she knows where everything is ), my entire family loves her too.
One thing I learned a long time ago. You can't fight city hall. My mom and aunts have a new shopping buddy, and I have someone who knows where my keys, shoes, wallet, and mind are.
We'll not discuss where my mind is at.
This is a one word inside joke that only you will understand, Joli: Woof! 
), my entire family loves her too. One thing I learned a long time ago. You can't fight city hall. My mom and aunts have a new shopping buddy, and I have someone who knows where my keys, shoes, wallet, and mind are.
We'll not discuss where my mind is at.
This is a one word inside joke that only you will understand, Joli: Woof!
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The most important thing while she's gone is: How Will I find anything?
On numerous occasions while she was visiting I would be searching for something, my cigarettes, my shoes, my keys, my phone, you name it.
She would get that indulgent look in her eyes as I ran around like a lost puppy.
"What are you looking for?" "Insert X"
"On the nightstand; under the coffee table; on the coffee table; in the bathroom."
I think its a female conspiracy to make themselves indispensable. Nobody can keep track of that much flotsam and jetsom trivia without some sort of ulterior motive.
Anyway, does anybody have thoughts on this? I might have to marry the girl, I can't seem to find my keys.