My Worst Valentines Present EVER was: (38)
I got tickets to a liverpool match in Anfield...............
I HATE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
I HATE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
least its only august now hun... longbit away 4rm the nxt valentines..
yeah that was a bad pressie but sum men dont take the hint but as he sez if he sent flowers it wudnt be a surprise
maybe thats a good thing in sum way he wanted 3 keep it as a surprise
yeah that was a bad pressie but sum men dont take the hint but as he sez if he sent flowers it wudnt be a surprise
maybe thats a good thing in sum way he wanted 3 keep it as a surprise
Jaysus love talk about ungrateful at least he put some thought into getting you something. everyone gets boring flowers.. Be lucky that he didnt sit at the table putting his mucky boot on the table cloth saying, 'whats for dinner woman' lol and him forgetting all about Valentines day.. 
JustLittleMe: I got tickets to a liverpool match in Anfield...............I HATE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
ill swap ya my lamp and photo album (now full) for the tickets..
now im not one for snooping BUT, was he going too, and did he follow the pool
JustLittleMe: I got tickets to a liverpool match in Anfield...............I HATE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
I think you were safe enough, there hasnt been any football played there for years 
Partiro: I think you were safe enough, there hasnt been any football played there for years
Men who put in soem serious thought and affection on
....sometimes get a raw deal
..............the worst ever was a bathroom weighing scales........didnt exactly promote the old romantic ambience
....sometimes get a raw deal ..............the worst ever was a bathroom weighing scales........didnt exactly promote the old romantic ambienceGenuinelyFunny: Men who put in soem serious thought and affection on....sometimes get a raw deal ..............the worst ever was a bathroom weighing scales........didnt exactly promote the old romantic ambience
did you use it..
not a thing then got dumped week after
tallaght_guy: not a thing then got dumped week after
you better off without her so....
what would you have liked
Neenaw: did you use it..
.........OF COURSE THE romance was utlised first.............cause thats the trick..........weigh yourself with your clothes off........ GenuinelyFunny: .........OF COURSE THE romance was utlised first.............cause thats the trick..........weigh yourself with your clothes off........
that makes it a good present then, dya want my lamp for the scales, never used... still has original dust
Neenaw: that makes it a good present then, dya want my lamp for the scales, never used... still has original dust
thats a deal.....like any relationship..... lets get rid of the dust, clean it off and start the party......to keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it...........
.....weighing scales and flowers are on the way to the rebel county
thanking you....
did ya think i hinted too much..
lets have beer
did ya think i hinted too much..
lets have beer
Personally I think flowers are a waste of money, would much rather a present with thought and meaning!!!!
I got flowers this year, nothing personal about them. Someone else even writes the card!!
As for putting pressure under people on these commertialised occasions I totally agree. But on the other hand, some people busy within their lives just dont have the time and put a special effort in for these occasions
I got flowers this year, nothing personal about them. Someone else even writes the card!!
As for putting pressure under people on these commertialised occasions I totally agree. But on the other hand, some people busy within their lives just dont have the time and put a special effort in for these occasions
twocheeky: Personally I think flowers are a waste of money, would much rather a present with thought and meaning!!!!
I got flowers this year, nothing personal about them. Someone else even writes the card!!As for putting pressure under people on these commertialised occasions I totally agree. But on the other hand, some people busy within their lives just dont have the time and put a special effort in for these occasions
I got flowers this year, nothing personal about them. Someone else even writes the card!!As for putting pressure under people on these commertialised occasions I totally agree. But on the other hand, some people busy within their lives just dont have the time and put a special effort in for these occasions
Well despite my rant I do see the humour in the bad present stories and I am still sappy enough to think that getting flowers is nice. But I would rather that someone did it because they really wanted to and not because they felt they had to
Neenaw: thanking you....
did ya think i hinted too much..
lets have beer
........5 times??????did ya think i hinted too much..
lets have beer
??????/no way......thks for the beer
who sends out 100 bunches of roses each year on valentines saying from a secret admirer?
An Irish Solictor with no conveyancing work looking for new divorce case business
beware
i wanted flowers that bad that if i had a buggie and a rattle, i would have been chucking that rattle violently out of the buggie..
nobody ever thats EVER sent me flowers... im going to request none for my funeral eventually... that will teach them alll
nobody ever thats EVER sent me flowers... im going to request none for my funeral eventually... that will teach them alll
saoirse65: Well despite my rant I do see the humour in the bad present stories and I am still sappy enough to think that getting flowers is nice. But I would rather that someone did it because they really wanted to and not because they felt they had to
Too be honest, I just think the price is ridiculous, and not much thought goes into flowers.
A card with a personal message would mean more to me
BTW My worst present was a Mug.....
But I do remember in my childhood, those handmade cards with the peoms or rhymes!!! My favourite one from a guy was.....:
I love you, I love you, I love you almighty,
I wish my pyjamas were next to your nightie,
Now dont get excited and dont go red,
I mean on the clothes line not in the bed!
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Valentines was coming and I was all excited....
for months I was using the words FLOWERS
EG: Mary, 2 doors up, got
EG2: Will you feed the dogs
EG: ID LOVE FLOWERS TO BE DELIVERED TO ME!!!!!!!!
Thinking, I have this one in the bag... and Valentines comes, everyone in the whole bloodie county got flowers and i got an oil lamp and a photo album...
HIS EXCUSE: If i got you flowers it wouldnt be a surprise
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