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The thread is what it says, so get your joke books out, go online do what it takes to make each other laugh, whether they be one-liners, paragraphs or essays. Even if you think there crap so what, I know the world is full of stand up comics and the Irish are renowed for it so come on jump in.
Ill start with a couple
....... A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate " I want a companion who is small and cute" he says "She must love water sports and enjoy group activities" The computer says- Marry a penguin.
A woman looking for a boyfriend takes out a personal ad in the paper. It reads " Wanted: a good lover who wont run out on me" A few days later her doorbell rings. She answers it and, lying on her doormat, is a man with no arms or legs. " Im responding to your add" he says. " You must be joking! You dont have any arms or legs!" says the woman. " I know " says the man " but in your add you said you wanted a man who wouldnt run out on you", "Yes" agrees the woman. "But I also want a good lover" The man replies, "Well, how do you think I rang the doorbell"