Harry dies and goes to heaven. On his introductory tour he's shown a huge shed full of clocks. Each clock represents a persons life, explains an angel. If you see a clocks hand moving very quickly. It means that the person has commited some act of stupidity and so shortened there exsistence. Thats interesting says Harry, it would be fun to see a celebritys clock. Could you point out Brian Cowens for instance? Im afraid not replies the Angel, " Its up in the office, weve been using it as a fan.
Ok ladies and gents since my last poll was undefined and confusing Ill make this one light and easy, till I get dark and mysterious again ha ha
The thread is what it says, so get your joke books out, go online do what it takes to make each other laugh, whether they be one-liners, paragraphs or essays. Even if you think there crap so what, I know the world is full of stand up comics and the Irish are renowed for it so come on jump in.
Ill start with a couple
....... A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate " I want a companion who is small and cute" he says "She must love water sports and enjoy group activities" The computer says- Marry a penguin.
A woman looking for a boyfriend takes out a personal ad in the paper. It reads " Wanted: a good lover who wont run out on me" A few days later her doorbell rings. She answers it and, lying on her doormat, is a man with no arms or legs. " Im responding to your add" he says. " You must be joking! You dont have any arms or legs!" says the woman. " I know " says the man " but in your add you said you wanted a man who wouldnt run out on you", "Yes" agrees the woman. "But I also want a good lover" The man replies, "Well, how do you think I rang the doorbell"
I wanted to create a thread for the new or older people on this site who wouldnt usually post on the forums, to talk about whatever you like, from global warming to the secret sauce in a big mac. It would be good if this was kept clean with no backbiting. N sure if yous feel like a bit of flirting all the better.
I wont get involved in the thread enjoy yourselves.
i say have fun and live a little, youll know when the time is right or not. Enjoy yourself, lifes too short, puttinbg pressure on doesnt help the cause. Have fun, I thought you girls were good at that
Hi, yep grand bit of old craic, Im not that new by the way, one of the lads there recently was playing a joke on me. good way to pass the afternoon and have a bit of fun. How are you getting on?
TirnaNog Forum Posts (22)
Would have cost you a fortune otherwise
RE: How far....
as far as it takes