A Kinda Sick Funny For Friday ( Archived) (8)

A fart is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas







A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud







A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song...







A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent, and deadly







A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while...





A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces



From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later





But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget...

Sweet old farts like you!





Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

That was a good one!Pew!

My dad's CB handle when he drove a truck was "Stinker"....need I say why.

You know, darlin', that this is the first time that you've publicly decared you total love and obsession for me!


Nice!

A fart is a chemical explosion
That comes from the planet bum
It starts between the legs
And ends with a musical hum

awe sugar,you caught me