The sweet older gentlemen on the forums,i was thinking he was having health problems,could be wrong,just wondering if anyone knew.He is such a funny guy
No longer do you need to keep your .45 or AK-57 sitting out on the coffeetable...a can of wasp spray will do!
Never would have thought it !!! Good thought... Wasp Spray
A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection.
She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead. The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray they have to get too close to you and could overpower you.
The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote.
She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection.
You could also keep it in your car and it would not be illegal. Thought this was interesting and might be of use...a lot cheaper buying wasp spray then paying a hospital bill after being mugged.
On his 78th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation, who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his gift certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion; handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned: "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say, '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want!"
The elderly man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say, '1-2-3-4'," the medicine man responded. "...but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked. When he got home, he showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men!
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes .and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
.And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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Glad to be back
A familiar face,,thanks!