luvlife2 Forum Posts (185)

RE: Any Body........??????

Hey Yall

another cloudy day here in alabama,but i am alive to greet it so it is a good day!!!

RE: my ex called today...

No amount would make me go back!!!

RE: What's the hardest thing you're dealing with in your life, right now?

My Dads Suicide

Very Interesting Advice!!

Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card?

Answer:
a. Customer's name
B. Customer's partial home address
C. Hotel room number
d. Check-in date and out
e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date!

When you turn them in to the front desk your personal
information is there for any employee to access by simply
scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take
a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device,
access the information onto a laptop computer and go
shopping at your expense.

Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these
cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel
guest. At that time, the new guest's information is
electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the
previous guest's information is erased in the

overwriting process. But until the card is rewritten for the
next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front
desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!

The bottom line is:
Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them.
NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket,
and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out
of a room.. They will not charge you for the card (it's
illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of
valuable personal information on it that could be easily
lifted off with any simple scanning device card reader..

For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and
discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not
toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy
it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic
information strip!

If you have a small magnet, pass it across the
magnetic strip several times Then try it in the door, it
will not work. It erases everything on the card.

RE: i bet none of you can tell us how many times you're suppose go to somebody's grave after they die ?

RE: i bet none of you can tell us how many times you're suppose go to somebody's grave after they die ?

well he was an ordinary man,but he was my father,for that and the fact that he was a human being ,that is why he deserves it,,plus he served his country,and for that he is a hero!!

RE: Why be overlooked because of disability?

Oh sweetie,,it took me a long time to learn that i have to love myself first,,if he is the right guy he will love you as you are,so much is based on looks these days when we really need to look within,that is where the true beauty lies,,stay strong my friend and dont rush it,get to know yourself,good luck to you!!

RE: Have you been in love with someone who treated you like dirt, still you clung to them. why?

I did in my younger days,,probably because i was insecure,,but now,HELL NO!!!

MAMMOGRAMS

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is
no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a
week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises,
you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all,
you can do these simple exercises right in and around your
home.


EXERCISE ONE:


Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door.
Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for
good measure.


Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case
the first time wasn't effective enough.


EXERCISE TWO:


Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement
floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie
comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the
rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up
until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.
Turn over and repeat with the other breast.


EXERCISE THREE:


Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist.
Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against
one of your breasts.


Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an
appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it
again.


YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

Thoughts For The Day!!!

Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to
myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'



- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I
was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: -
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor
Roosevelt <><>
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and
a good ending; and to have the two as close together as
possible. - George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a
year. - Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a
misprint. - Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become
happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -
Socrates <><>
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. -
Alex Levine <><>
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would
stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more
pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then
it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that
fish do in it. - W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to
work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow
older,
it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything
else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis
Diller <><>
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too
old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit
it
out.

RE: i bet none of you can tell us how many times you're suppose go to somebody's grave after they die ?

My dads gravesite is 3 hours away,i go there twice a year to put flowers there,i make it a point to go,he deserves that much!!

RE: Anyone here from the Gadsden/Etowah Co. area?

im in bham,which is about an hour away,,but it is still raining here also!!!

RE: Which season are you?

I am fall,,every year i shed the old mess in my life and get ready for renewal!!!

RE: Where would you like to live ?

HAHA,CHRIS FARLEY LIVES I,d love to be in the open country in wyoming,living like the pioneer days!!

RE: The Bar Is Open ....................It Is Always Ladies Night.........

Just the man i have been waiting on!

Hey Des How about a Frozen Pina Colada??

RE: Favorite Romance Movie of all times...

The Notebook for sure

RE: Ready to start

Hey dan,how are you??

RE: Love is in the air.

Wow,the best of luck to you and yours!!

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY hollandgirl

Happy Birthday To You!!!

RE: LA news just reported

Bless his soul!!! He was a good actor!!!

RE: monica lewinsky turns republican

RE: john goodman found at last

Awe i think he is a cutie!!!

RE: "im so lonesome i could cry..."

Oh i love johnny cash,,read his bios,he struggled alot with so many things,but was a down to earth kind of man,when i first seen him in the video"hurt"it touched me and i cried like a baby TRIBUTE TO THE "THE MAN IN BLACK"

RE: I think it should be against the law to be......

DUH

RE: SENDING MONEY FOR AIR TICKET???

RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!

RE: The Bar Is Open..................It Is Always Ladies Night...........

well i guess its you and me,,,lets share a dance

RE: The Bar Is Open..................It Is Always Ladies Night...........

What happened to the bartender,,,did you get side-tracked
we need to liven up this party!!

RE: Grey's Anatomy

Count me in,,it is about the only thing i will watch on tv these days!!

RE: New to the Forum

A big southern welcome to you!!!

RE: The Bar Is Open..................It Is Always Ladies Night...........

working,working,workin,that is all i seem to do,,but hey i should not complain,huh!!!