Alabama Attitude Test (11)
TheresMyFriend: A man seeking to join an Alabama Sheriff's Department was being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview said "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an Attitude Suitability Test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he said, "Take this pistol and ammo and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," said the Sergeant. "When can you
start?"
The Deputy doing the interview said "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an Attitude Suitability Test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he said, "Take this pistol and ammo and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," said the Sergeant. "When can you
start?"
so, shooting and killing is just some funny game to you, eh?
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mnowsa: so, shooting and killing is just some funny game to you, eh?
Sure...why not...in the form of a joke(lighten up dude)same as in Texas!
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Thats was good...... 
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Nice one 
Lived around Mobile for 5 years and loved it.
Lived around Mobile for 5 years and loved it.
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Don216: Nice one
Lived around Mobile for 5 years and loved it.
Lived around Mobile for 5 years and loved it.
Mobile is nice...but got a lot of military there as well as transits. Just a little too crowded for me. Have great day!
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TheresMyFriend: Yea...but your going to have at least one in every crowd. Good morning Robert, hope your day turns out to be "a OK"!
Thank you............. so far today I haven't cried once, but the bloody cat just bit me because I haven't fed her yet!
Ouch!
My last ex wife lives in Alabama........... but she has TWO shotguns for uninvited guests so I'm never going back!
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TheresMyFriend: Mobile is nice...but got a lot of military there as well as transits. Just a little too crowded for me. Have great day!
I said 'around' - was across the Bay in Baldwin County before all the growth which is one reason I left.
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RobertC2: Thank you............. so far today I haven't cried once, but the bloody cat just bit me because I haven't fed her yet!
Ouch!
My last ex wife lives in Alabama........... but she has TWO shotguns for uninvited guests so I'm never going back!
Ouch!
My last ex wife lives in Alabama........... but she has TWO shotguns for uninvited guests so I'm never going back!
Well, just give me a few days notice of your arrival(if you so choose to), and I'll have Bubba and his brother Bubba2, go and keep her and at bay for ya!
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TheresMyFriend: Well, just give me a few days notice of your arrival(if you so choose to), and I'll have Bubba and his brother Bubba2, go and keep her and at bay for ya!
She has THREE strapping sons.
I rang her the other day and a son answered the telephone.
He said:
'Who's that?'
I said:
'It's you mom's ex husband, Robert'
He called out to his mom:
'That English butthole is on the 'phone for you!'
I love rednecks.
I love rednecks to death.
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RobertC2: She has THREE strapping sons.
I rang her the other day and a son answered the telephone.
He said:
'Who's that?'
I said:
'It's you mom's ex husband, Robert'
He called out to his mom:
'That English butthole is on the 'phone for you!'
I love rednecks.
I love rednecks to death.
I rang her the other day and a son answered the telephone.
He said:
'Who's that?'
I said:
'It's you mom's ex husband, Robert'
He called out to his mom:
'That English butthole is on the 'phone for you!'
I love rednecks.
I love rednecks to death.
Hmm, beings she has 3 sons...I might would have to call in Bubba's other brother...Bubba3. Take care, have a great day.
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The Deputy doing the interview said "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an Attitude Suitability Test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he said, "Take this pistol and ammo and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," said the Sergeant. "When can you start?"