hotel lobby vending machines ( Archived) (8)

A Canadian salesman checked into a hotel in Tokyo , Japan .



Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. 'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically,'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes. 'Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the sales man pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read: 'Manicures, $20.00'.



'Why not? ' thought the salesman. He paid the money,inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'



The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation,stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.

well, I thought it was funny..

how is your mum doing?

She went into the hospital again last night. I'm waiting for a call from my brother. I managed to talk to her this morning, I don't think she is doing well at all....she's tired, weak and confused sounding...but I got her to laughing..I suppose that is a good sign.

Thanks for asking

laughing is good, well she made it thru the weekend which is a great sign... best of luck with everything,

p.s. i thought lobby thread funny too.

thanks

It must be a second class hotel with second class vending machines..

The one I used at the hotel I stayed in sewed in a zipper..