top five things u hate.. (82)
crotalus_p: We know
But boy do we like trying on the off chance
But boy do we like trying on the off chance
Do you know whats actually worse is when yousay it to a guy that they actually don't talk and he laughs and continues to do it.. Whats that about do I stare at a man bulge will talking to him I think not..
crotalus_p: We know
But boy do we like trying on the off chance
But boy do we like trying on the off chance
But if the could talk... What would they say....
catsaway: Do you know whats actually worse is when yousay it to a guy that they actually don't talk and he laughs and continues to do it.. Whats that about do I stare at a man bulge will talking to him I think not..
that's cos you haven't met me yet.....
TheSecretPenguin: that's cos you haven't met me yet.....
Is it a big wallet you have then...
HA HA I know how to stop you starring at mine.. I'll sick a lollipop stick between them...
TheSecretPenguin: But if the could talk... What would they say....
STOP STARRING IT'S RUDE!!!! or CLOSE YOUR MOUTH BEFORE THE BIRDS NEST!!!!
catsaway: STOP STARRING IT'S RUDE!!!! or CLOSE YOUR MOUTH BEFORE THE BIRDS NEST!!!!
In my mind they say... Hi, and thank you for giving us your undivided attention...
catsaway: Do you know whats actually worse is when yousay it to a guy that they actually don't talk and he laughs and continues to do it..
O thats bad , If I was accidentally doing it and some one called me on it Id die of embarrassment 
catsaway: Whats that about do I stare at a man bulge will talking to him I think not..
well in all fairness the bulge is no where near as pretty and at that angel you would get a sore neck 
TheSecretPenguin: In my mind they say... Hi, and thank you for giving us your undivided attention...
Well we are all entitled to have dreams, but imagine your shock if they did talk..........
crotalus_p: O thats bad , If I was accidentally doing it and some one called me on it Id die of embarrassment
well in all fairness the bulge is no where near as pretty and at that angel you would get a sore neck
well in all fairness the bulge is no where near as pretty and at that angel you would get a sore neck
Hmmm what are you talking about I was talking about bulging Moobs..?????
(see men mind goes to the gutter straight away)catsaway: Hmmm what are you talking about I was talking about bulging Moobs..????? (see men mind goes to the gutter straight away)
so you only attract men with moobs ?? I think you can do better kev147: Great answers i couldnt agree more !
apart from number 3 of course !
crotalus_p: so you only attract men with moobs ?? I think you can do better
LOL never said I was attracted to men with moobs was just saying what would they think if I starred at their moobs while having a conversation with them..
kev147: apart from number 3 of course !
LOL no 3 is the most important one..
catsaway: but i'd imagine wearing a black sack to the pub would somehow lower my chances of getting chatted up..
I doubt it , if any thing it may increase your chances
catsaway: Men are more complicated than women...
Nah where not woman just think we are at some point we convinced them of it (None one have any idea of how we did
)1. When i bite my tongue
2. People who lie
3. Carrots
4. Cancer
5. Ginger biscutis
2. People who lie
3. Carrots
4. Cancer
5. Ginger biscutis
self righteous prats...that think just because they had a charmed life that those that didnt are sad to be happy and grateful with the small things in their life that make them happy or bring them a little joy 
sorry rant over
when theres no milk for my tea
if i run out of ciggies
ironing
wearing makeup....drives my skin mad
sorry rant over when theres no milk for my tea
if i run out of ciggies
ironing
wearing makeup....drives my skin mad
Fallingman: When I have lunch with my heroin-addicted guardian angel we always have tuna sandwiches and discuss how awful the world has become (he lied)
Oops sorry just to be clear on this....I meant I dislike people who USE other people for their own ends....of course I dont hate people with drug problems
Crystal29: Oops sorry just to be clear on this....I meant I dislike people who USE other people for their own ends....of course I dont hate people with drug problems
Eh.....It was a joke! I don't even like tuna!
Fallingman: Eh.....It was a joke! I don't even like tuna!
eh yeah I know that didnt mean to quote you.....
More Threads
Nature
Salami, Salami, Baloney
your personality
How far is too far?
Don Shits-In-Pants!!!
rarotonga
Icebergs Still Around
everything is changing
Feel Good Music
Common Issues with the BMW X1
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
I'm not sure exactly what happened to cause it but I was during a very drunk year of travelling...but now I can't be around them without gagging... Can't watch tv adverts, can't watch others eat icepops, can't use wooden stirrers in coffee shops... even just thinking about it now is making me feel dodgy...