"I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day he tells me it's MY fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife and told him it was HIS fault I was stabbing him." -- Living Out Loud
rdnckgrl: "I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day he tells me it's MY fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife and told him it was HIS fault I was stabbing him." -- Living Out Loud
Adam: What are your qualifications? Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YA THINK? Ya think I'm qualified?
OUTRAGEOUS: Adam: What are your qualifications? Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YA THINK? Ya think I'm qualified?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day![shadow falls over body] Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh! Latrell Spencer: Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.
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What are your favourite movie quotes?
One of mine:
"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!~"
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